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Gibberings CXI: Faster flappin' robin

Whee, got home from a luvverly (albeit cold) night out about 5am to find out my housemate had trashed his bedroom, like proper smashed up his bed and everything. And posted the photos on FB with the caption 'sometimes I get angry'.

He's now totally hidden under a duvet in the living room while one of the housemates is trying to have a do for his mum's birthday and won't move. He's texting us all his FB status tho to make sure we know he's angry! At what, I don't know. No one does but by eck they're all fucking fuming at whatever went on! He's too aggressive and everyone's feeling uncomfortable, it's not nice.

In happier news, I found my laptop charger, nice being able to type again after metaphorically fucking my keyboard up the arse the other month.
 
Ceres: redbull is now available in 450ml cans. I saw em in my local corner shop place yesterday. Currently being flogged at £1.50 ... dunno if that's gonna be a permanent price tho

never seen em in this size before y'day anyways

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I'm liking the anecdote about the swollen hand.

Twice the size of a normal hand, they say.
 
I am very into the delivery, and the way the commentator knows he has fuck all to say and is leaving portentous-sounding gaps between phrases to spread it out as thinly as possible.

EG: Bumgardener.... will go out on that......








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snolly said:
Whee, got home from a luvverly (albeit cold) night out about 5am to find out my housemate had trashed his bedroom, like proper smashed up his bed and everything. And posted the photos on FB with the caption 'sometimes I get angry'.

He's now totally hidden under a duvet in the living room while one of the housemates is trying to have a do for his mum's birthday and won't move. He's texting us all his FB status tho to make sure we know he's angry! At what, I don't know. No one does but by eck they're all fucking fuming at whatever went on! He's too aggressive and everyone's feeling uncomfortable, it's not nice.

In happier news, I found my laptop charger, nice being able to type again after metaphorically fucking my keyboard up the arse the other month.
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eh, that feeling ain't pleasant snolly, I know it well. You're now gonna have that 'overhanging' feeling of apprehension and basically, 'fuck, what's gonna happen now' every time he kicks off about whatever in the future. Really really horrible feeling that ... and affects a lot of things, even when things feel normal. Seems like he's trying to drum attention from it too, which is even worse. He obviously doesn't understand the impact it's having on everyone else around him
 
^ I think you should knock on his door, then when he answers it let off an airhorn in his face. Solves most interpersonal problems.
 
jancrow said:
I am very into the delivery, and the way the commentator knows he has fuck all to say and is leaving portentous-sounding gaps between phrases to spread it out as thinly as possible.

EG: Bumgardener.... will go out on that......








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thought i had buffering issues.
 
Got the live link on

i swear every time i look on facebook that starcock96 is always on about "weapon standard banter" or just plain old "banter", i expect in person hes one of those people that thinks there a right witty funny fucker, but in truth perceived as a bit of a cock

450ml of redbull... teeth rot and heart attack in a can
 
Big jump man won't work on me iPad. Is it worth me kicking g/f off the PC to watch him die or is it still like watching paint dry?
 
ColtDan said:
Got the live link on

i swear every time i look on facebook that starcock96 is always on about "weapon standard banter" or just plain old "banter", i expect in person hes one of those people that thinks there a right witty funny fucker, but in truth perceived as a bit of a cock

450ml of redbull... teeth rot and heart attack in a can
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The big question is....why do you have that massive cock on Facebook?
 
SHM, I dunno if you still use your live email acc, or how often you check it ... so heads up for you to check it when you get chance. If you've already checked it today, then cool.

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DAN! what's yer facebook addy? .. lemme see your big cock, kthnx! I don't have a facebook profile, or use it socially, but I've got a dummy account I use to enter comps with ... I wish to see this cock Spades speaks of!
 
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