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Gibberings CXCI -- these tarts were made for popping

felix said:
With or without baby oil (or mud), I'm confident you'd beat that boy down harder than the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule. Even harder than my sis-in-law put me down. :D
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Oh there is no question nor remotest hint of doubt about that for sure. She would kick my arse so hard I'd have to swallow it back down to return it to normal placement. Sadie is a beautfiul woman... she is also a well'ard hardcore mofo. As has been noted more than once: she would destroy me... And I would probably rather enjoy it ;)

Sadie said:
Fingers crossed I should have phone back by Saturday. We'll see...
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*also crosses fingers*

Morning, m'dear <3
 
Shambles said:
Oh there is no question nor remotest hint of doubt about that for sure. She would kick my arse so hard I'd have to swallow it back down to return it to normal placement. she would destroy me... And I would probably rather enjoy it ;)



Morning, m'dear <3
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Morning Mr Shambles,

Only if you asked me nicely.
 
Off for MOT on my Moped ;) wish me luck I was still bolting bits on 5 mins ago:D
 
I am trying to write a set of chores I need to do before I smoke again or I'll spend the day stoned doing nothing!
 
Omg so I was organising post and I realised I'd forgotten to send money to the guide doggies n.i cause I sponser a little wooooofy. So I thought I'll just donate some money on pay day and what arrived in the post just now but a puppy update!!!!
 
Shambles said:
Bloody knew it was a moped. And there's you calling yourself an expert and can't even tell the difference between a moped and a scooter 8);)<3
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Call it what you like, it passed :) ....and I only had to stop twice on the way there to do...stuff to it

Not even a tax disc to get anymore, even the free one that is required for the old beast, best check what I have to do online. I'm going to make up a fake 1964 one for the tax disc holder, seems a bit odd not to need one at all
 
Just got caught by our Finance Director, trying to teach his son the correct way to perform a 'Roman' salute... 8(

Luckily, all he did was return said salute and continue on his was to the photocopier.
 
Allein said:
I feel the need for an EADD pictures of your shed / garage / workshop / greenhouse thread
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Yes! Do it!

Sadie said:
Awwwww You're so lovely <3 Sadly I have phones. All locked to companies that aren't my current provider. Shame too because I'm paying for unlimited calls, unlimited texts and data usage I come no where near to using. Wifi ftw!
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Go to Poundland/Other cheap shop and buy a PAYG SIM that will work with one of your phones.

Shambles said:
Oh there is no question nor remotest hint of doubt about that for sure. She would kick my arse so hard I'd have to swallow it back down to return it to normal placement.
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Haha. :D

Sammy G said:
Just got caught by our Finance Director, trying to teach his son the correct way to perform a 'Roman' salute... 8(

Luckily, all he did was return said salute and continue on his was to the photocopier.
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I have a couple of photos of my former German colleague doing a Nazi salute in front of a German war flag.

100% pure gold blackmail material if he ever wrongs me. One click and it's on his Facebook. :D

Afternoon fanny guzzlers. No sign of the baby coming yet, so Kate's on her way home right now. Better get the house tidied up, eh?

Oh wait, it's already fucking tidy. :D
 
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