Gibberings CX - dragged from the dole queue

[Munroe]

Counselling's a good start if you don't know where to begin though surely? It's just the final resolution that has to come from you.

 

[Mugz]

I can handle the final solution

 

[fixingahole]

What's amiss? (Not a sexual problem, I hope?).

 

[Mugz]

wonder if my net ocnnection will stay on long enough for my to post this post, doubt it the unreliable fucker.

I need help, I'm getting help, I took my time, but it's coming, what more do you fuckers want from me?

 

[Mailmonkey]

a photo of that stick

 

[Mugz]

oh yeah, coming right up

 

[Cornishman]

Mugz, if the option arises. Choose clouds rehab.
Lush food, interesting 'high end' clientele. Posh totty, etc.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Mugz, if the option arises. Chose clouds rehab.
Lush food, interesting 'high end' clientele. Posh totty, etc.

on the nhs? Disgraceful.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Mugz, if the option arises. Chose clouds rehab.
Lush food, interesting 'high end' clientele. Posh totty, etc.

You're making me want to get a habit just to get in there haha.

Good food & posh birds with drug problems? Sign me up now my man.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Paul Ince it is then, danke schon. Kenny got there first.

My correct reply reached you through a quantum multi-dimansional vortex from the previous Gibberings thread.

Hey Mugz can you teleport me to an alternate reality where I'm Maru the Cat? Being a human is vastly overrated, we're the only specie that has to pay to live. I want to have a nice lady who cleans my litterbox everyday, buys me some catnip, cuddles me. So I can spend all day purring and jumping in boxes.

 

[Cornishman]

on the nhs? Disgraceful.

Yeah.
400 quid a day iirc.

You're making me want to get a habit just to get in there haha.

Good food & posh birds with drug problems? Sign me up now my man.

Lol, they even bake fresh bread for toast in the mornings.
Didn't wanna leave the place.

 

[Mugz]

V

Fucking missed the very top curved bit of the stick that I'm gonna wrap in leather and turn into the handle, shame, I'm not going back upstairs to get the stick and then come down and take another photo, will do so tomorrow when my dad is at work. I've just come down now to use the wired internet so I dont disconnect every 6 seconds.

That is basically half a branch that fell from a tree that I stripped the bark from and then used my knife for hours whittling it into a better shape and sandpapered some of it and it's doi ng pretty well so far, just needs about another 2 weeks hard work and I can get it finished, maybe I can get it done for this xmas if I try

 

[Munroe]

Forgive my ignorance, but why do you need a handle on that stick?

 

[Mugz]

to make a quirky walking stick

 

[Kronos]

Define 'quirky'

 

[Mugz]

define it yourself, lazy fucker

 

[Marmalade]

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Urbain? Can we have Mugz's mug chopped onto Gandalf please?

 

[Marmalade]

Does your dad actually need a walking stick, Mugz? He seems pretty fit and able considering he's working all the time

 

[Mugz]

gif didn't work in my browser marmz

Does your dad actually need a walking stick, Mugz? He seems pretty fit and able considering he's working all the time

he's got a mini collection, I think a homemade one from his son would be a nice present.

 

[parttime crackhead]

As MM said the other day when you were shouting you'd done loads to it, leather on it, varnish etc

Taken the bark off it