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Gibberings CVI: Check Out My Subaru

As the Serpent said to Eve:

"Get that bleedin' apple down you, you silly cow".







NB: Bluelight does not endorse utterly implausible and overtly misogynistic Middle-Eastern crackpot creation myths.
 
Valkyrie said:
That's what my other half does. He plans it, I give in. He doesn't know why I have to go through all the 'should we?', 'shouldn't we?' when we always fucking do.
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Yes but you must still enjoy or you wouldnt partake, your only denying to yourself the enevatable outcome (eww I have come over all preachy lol)
 
We're off to mooch about the local High Street, it can be quite entertaining. Just hope my son doesn't spot us.
 
Valkyrie said:
We're off to mooch about the local High Street, it can be quite entertaining. Just hope my son doesn't spot us.
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lol time to stop, watching young uns especially if it might be your own, never comes to any good.....
 
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Bluebell said:
your only denying to yourself the enevatable outcome
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Yep, and wasting time.

I use it to my advantage though cos I always plead, 'I can't do it cos the house isn't tidy/dishwasher not emptied/washing not hung out' (insert any other menial task my hubby wouldn't normally do) and hey presto...it's done!
 
Valkyrie said:
We bring shame on him. Although his mates think it's ace and ask us to come out with them!
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Lol I am in the same kind of boat, my daughter see's no shame in me and asks me out with her and mates all the time, funny tonight , has some sneaky MDMA when she asked dont think gurning mum would be a good look=D

Edit: I dont gurn, just smiley with sparkly eyes :D
 
I am a gurning mum. When my kids were little and we went round my parents to collect them on a Sunday they used to say, 'mummy's got happy eyes again'. I had to wear sunglasses in the house which was a bit weird.
 
SamhainGrim said:
As the Serpent said to Eve:

"Get that bleedin' apple down you, you silly cow".







NB: Bluelight does not endorse utterly implausible and overtly misogynistic Middle-Eastern crackpot creation myths.
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Sincerely Sam, perhaps some kind of therapy might help you to unload all this obsessive hatred.
 
Valkyrie said:
I am a gurning mum. When my kids were little and we went round my parents to collect them on a Sunday they used to say, 'mummy's got happy eyes again'. I had to wear sunglasses in the house which was a bit weird.
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I was always a little unwell at the weekend;)
 
Bluebell said:
I was always a little unwell at the weekend;)
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Ha...yes! Mummy's not feeling well today.

Monday mornings were the killer. I'd be really faint and sweating profusely and just manage to get them out the door before I collapsed on the sofa. Luckily the school is right opposite so no driving involved.
 
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