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Gibberings CLXXXVII - Feeling Funky (monkey)

A terrible idea, to be perfectly honest, Ceres.

What's done is done though, and last thing I heard, everything was okay. Not that I wish to speak for anybody, like.
 
kate said:
What do you mean, not hand washing etc
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No I mean getting 999 calls to (fairly able bodied) people's houses who have used every square inch of their house as a toilet.....other that the toilet itself.... Shitting and pissing in saucepans, in the sink, on the floor etc...
It's not pleasant but if they ring 999 then you have to attend (just wear double gloves and make sure not to rub against anything)
 
englandgz74 said:
No I mean getting 999 calls to (fairly able bodied) people's houses who have used every square inch of their house as a toilet.....other that the toilet itself.... Shitting and pissing in saucepans, in the sink, on the floor etc...
It's not pleasant but if they ring 999 then you have to attend (just wear double gloves and make sure not to rub against anything)
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But why, I find that hard to imagine. Everyone's taught from kindergarden upwards about the basics
 
kate said:
No never :( that sounds awful. What a fucking trauma. Can't be either comfortable or healthy for you. Me the queeen of UTIs. I have a short utherter. Jesus Julie, how do you manage?
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On rather more than one occasion I have had to resort to getting up, walking out and trying again later.

kate said:
I bet you have a lovely bathroom at home
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I have a choice of two, although the downstairs (outside, really) one sees rather less use in the Winter.

Alcohol helps with the paruresis, by reducing my inhibitions a little and increasing the urgency more.
NSFW:
The first time I had to go in the bushes In Character was a nightmare. I figured that standing up would be certain to get me read if I was seen, so I squatted down. Nearly overbalanced several times, in the time it took me to get started. And soaked my tights when I did .....
 
Some people just get like that. It's like hoarding, I guess. Many hoarders do the same.

I had a spell of pissing in an old girlfriend's room rather than leaving it. Not the same, but almost.
 
kate said:
But why, I find that hard to imagine. Everyone's taught from kindergarden upwards about the basics
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Because some people just aren't all there kate...There's no logic too it at all.

I could go on all night with some of the things you see in people's houses but I won't...let's just say not let everyone lives the way we do. Unfortunately (or fortunately) most people just never have to encounter how these people live. Just ad well really as it's not something that you'd either need to or want to experience.

Never mind....bed time for me now..nighty night to you and Mr Kate :) x
 
Now you come to mention it, I actually used to know a bloke who used to widdle in containers and just leave them lying around for the unwary. Didn't always bother with lids, either, so you took your life (or at least your boots) in your hands. He looked a little bit like Fat Freddy out of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers -- and acted a little bit like him. Didn't have a cat, though. Anyway, one time, he went in his kettle.
 
day 4 on sertraline, giving ssris a chance because nothing else is helping. I havent been on an ssiri in years, not sure if it will do any good but what the hey? BRING BACK LEGAL MXE
 
Hiya Thread. :)

Gahh!! I just found a superb quote ( well I think it is) but can't find the thread. I'd love to share it with you guys ;) So am going to put it here.



The first sign of spiritual life is to feel that you are dead. Martin Lloyd Jones.



How's it going so far Ceres? SSRis are often hard work in the first few weeks.
 
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You talkin to me Felix??? YOU TALKIN TO ME!!!!! How'd you know I was about??? Did I post something with out being awares???
 
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