Gibberings CLXXXVII - Feeling Funky (monkey)

[p4nda]

Good luck with that scotsman I know a mom that let his son wear diapers until he was 5. He started going to the toilet on its own then, without training.

and Sadie i belive you girl that must have been lots of work. Bows down. Aww a true philosopher. How old are they now??

 

[breakcorefiend]

Good morning eadd, quite a cold day here, shame i got work but gotta earn them pennies etcetc
panda

 

[tiggerific]

Ha ha there's always tonight to try again :D

P4nda they seem to fit ok but putting him back in the standard ones for during the night.
Trying to potty train him just now which is a nightmare.

Just pisses on the floor even though the potty is within reaching distance.
Won't poo because he is absolutely terrified to go on the toilet or the potty.
So decided to fill his joggy bottoms with a massive turd yesterday.

Sorry for all the toilet talk folks....last few days have been a piss & poo fest.

I used a soft toilet seat when I was potty training my boys, they did not like the feel of hard plastic of the potty or toilet seat, so I got a padded one I used it for all of them when we were getting them out of nappies. My youngest though is autistic and was in nappies till he was 7 I can honestly say 7 years of changing a bum was not nice @sadie twins don't envy you my friend had triplets and when they were 5 her and her man decided they would like one more, she then had twins she had c sections though :O fookin ouch. I can honestly say giving birth is hard enough but popping out any more than one at a time no way, tbh when it came to delivering placenta I thought I was having another :O so nope think I would have asked for a refund lol

 

[koneko]

So nappy chat is allowed but not rag chat hurumph, I'm in the huff :D

Not changed a nappy in 23 years %)

I got Felix already trained up

Morning folks!

 

[Sammy G]

I think I helped change a nappy once when I was an adolescent, and that's it. Thank goodness.

The nappy chat was keeping me out of the thread, tbh. Good afternoon, kate. Afternoon.

 

[tiggerific]

So nappy chat is allowed but not rag chat hurumph, I'm in the huff :D

Not changed a nappy in 23 years %)



Morning folks!

I am looking forward to saying that at some point did anyone else use funny plastic faces in the toilet for boys to aim at?

 

[koneko]

I think I helped change a nappy once when I was an adolescent, and that's it. Thank goodness.

The nappy chat was keeping me out of the thread, tbh. Good afternoon, kate. Afternoon.

Was it your own nappy by any chance? Things are a bit more laid back in Scotland doncha know

I am looking forward to saying that at some point did anyone else use funny plastic faces in the toilet for boys to aim at?

I taught my boys to aim by showing them - they used to sit down first on those we trainer loo seats n' stools but wanted to be big boys so had to be shown. Pretty cringy really, I was a single parent Then there was teaching them top wash the bobby in the bath 8( Fuck I hated motherhood then

The joys! They appear normal now at 25 and 27 %)

 

[Sammy G]

Was it your own nappy by any chance? Things are a bit more laid back in Scotland doncha know

Stop it!

And you're all weird up there, I know that much.

 

[tiggerific]

Was it your own nappy by any chance? Things are a bit more laid back in Scotland doncha know



I taught my boys to aim by showing them - they used to sit down first on those we trainer loo seats n' stools but wanted to be big boys so had to be shown. Pretty cringy really, I was a single parent Then there was teaching them top wash the bobby in the bath 8( Fuck I hated motherhood then

The joys! They appear normal now at 25 and 27 %)

that must have been shit I don't want to know how you showed them I am all of a sudden remembering the big breakfast show where Gabby used this mad cup thing to pee like a man was hysterical hat off to anyone who is a single parent must be bloody hard work but if they are happy enough you must have done a good job

 

[koneko]

that must have been shit I don't want to know how you showed them I am all of a sudden remembering the big breakfast show where Gabby used this mad cup thing to pee like a man was hysterical hat off to anyone who is a single parent must be bloody hard work but if they are happy enough you must have done a good job

Best thing I ever did in my life was raise those boys on my own - they're wonderful men now and love their mammy! It was hard work and likley caused me to be a wee bit unhinged :D but who's no. They were great fun I enjoyed my boys. Well until they hit 17 - 17 to 19 is HARD going (teenager uggg)....8(

Doesn’t matter how well you teach them to aim.
First piss of the day with a morning semi on and it’s a fucking lottery.

@ Kate….Wash the Bobby

Haha, but you need to learn to wash the bobby don't you. Nae cheese in this hoose!

 

[koneko]

I now feel really old

When do a get to be a granny?


Edit: At my wedding to Felix my oldest "gave me away" and in his speech after he told Felix he'd fucking kill him if he did anything bad to his mammy lol He's mentioned it a few times after, to remind him lol. Thankfully the 2 of them are best pals

 

[tiggerific]

Best thing I ever did in my life was raise those boys on my own - they're wonderful men now and love their mammy! It was hard work and likley caused me to be a wee bit unhinged :D but who's no. They were great fun I enjoyed my boys. Well until they hit 17 - 17 to 19 is HARD going (teenager uggg)....8(

I think its a boy thing still stuck on apron strings lol must admit I am getting off quite lightly with the teenage thing, mines were born being 40 rofl, everyones a wee bit unhinged at times hahaha I think boys are easier all my friends who have girls seem to have loads of problems, mostly the nicking fo clothes, make up and arguements I could not go that aarrgghhhhh

 

[BecomingJulie]

The way I have heard it described is: You squat down as normal, so your "gates" open up; then you jam two fingers in, press hard either side with your outer fingers, and stand up without letting anything shift position. If you got this right, you can then pee while standing; it will all go away from you, and your fingers will remain dry. Eventually, you will be able just to slot your hand straight in from a standing position and go, to universal admiration.

For a combination of reasons obvious and not so obvious, I have not tested this myself.

 

[koneko]

I think its a boy thing still stuck on apron strings lol must admit I am getting off quite lightly with the teenage thing, mines were born being 40 rofl, everyones a wee bit unhinged at times hahaha I think boys are easier all my friends who have girls seem to have loads of problems, mostly the nicking fo clothes, make up and arguements I could not go that aarrgghhhhh

Rearing girls sounds like a whole different ball game! Nightmare x

 

[koneko]

The way I have heard it described is: You squat down as normal, so your "gates" open up; then you jam two fingers in, press hard either side with your outer fingers, and stand up without letting anything shift position. If you got this right, you can then pee while standing; it will all go away from you, and your fingers will remain dry. Eventually, you will be able just to slot your hand straight in from a standing position and go, to universal admiration.

For a combination of reasons obvious and not so obvious, I have not tested this myself.

I need a diagram or preferably a demonstration of this Julie? 8(

 

[tiggerific]

The way I have heard it described is: You squat down as normal, so your "gates" open up; then you jam two fingers in, press hard either side with your outer fingers, and stand up without letting anything shift position. If you got this right, you can then pee while standing; it will all go away from you, and your fingers will remain dry. Eventually, you will be able just to slot your hand straight in from a standing position and go, to universal admiration.

For a combination of reasons obvious and not so obvious, I have not tested this myself.

i dont think I will try this lol knowing my luck someone would appear at the door and I would be covered in piss

 

[p4nda]

Or you can just use this

 

[tiggerific]

thats the sort of thing I was remembering about still makes me laugh I might just get one to try it

 

[koneko]

Or you can just use this

That's like http://www.shewee.com/

I'd be carting about bottles of bleach to keep it clean (OCD mum uggg)

 

[p4nda]

if that would exist ages back when i was nuts going out and always in search for a toilet, high as fuck. This thingie would be a life saviour cant imagine how would i deal with the bacteria in there lol. But it would be awesome to have.

I remember i once got lost at the street parade in zürich, tripping my ass off when i needed a toilet and went for a search for it, when i found it i couldnt find my friends (they were all male and all way too high to mind my toilet searching) for hours untill the end. it was still pretty awesome i met all kinds of people lol, some may haven't been real