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Gibberings CLXXXVII - Feeling Funky (monkey)

Sadie said:
Christ it's dead in here tonight!!!!!
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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
 
Morning!

Had to drag myself out of bed after too much beer last night today but feeling surprisingly fresh after showering and coffee. Have a good one all of you!
 
Morning dudes. Just got to work and I'm shattered. Had the lady drag me around from party to bar, to another party, etc, all weekend. Slept on Sunday from 7am, right through until 7pm. Then got up and built some more furniture.

I'm too old for two nights out on the trot. Bloody whippersnappers.

Kate - I'm coming over, put the kettle on..
 
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ScotchMist said:
Bugger indeed.. Washing the dishes is a pain when kids are around, let alone decorating... Best of luck ;)
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I know, everytime i cook or i'm not looking at mine, he's drawing on furniture or just running, breaking his toys and drawing on
walls then, a true decorator =D

Morning everyone! X
 
I don't recall my daughter drawing on anything, the boy on the other hand thinks he's Banksy or something. Destroyed the place he has :D

He's saved me having to redecorate though for the time being as I can say "what's the point, he'll only draw all over it again" :)
 
Yeah it depends on kids personality, some do like, it some not. Maybe it would be smart to hide all the pens but he always finds atleast one.

and redecorating makes no sense, like buying new toys or anything. Mine likes breaking stuff alot, he just enjoys it, throwing shit off the tables and laughing. He's not even 2 and very cute, pulls our strings around :) he usually does it to charm the people around him, show-off, when people are over he is just a little rockstar =D Kids <3
 
Hahaha sounds like fun! try smaller\bigger diapers. Depends on your kids size. Or give him less to drink before bed time :D
 
Morning folk.

Waves at P4nda!

Man I'm so happy my kids are older!!! WHEW! I don't miss those days! Still, even at my twins age they seem to tear up the house pretty damn well. :\ Seriously WTF!
 
Scotsman said:
Ha ha there's always tonight to try again :D

P4nda they seem to fit ok but putting him back in the standard ones for during the night.
Trying to potty train him just now which is a nightmare.

Just pisses on the floor even though the potty is within reaching distance.
Won't poo because he is absolutely terrified to go on the toilet or the potty.
So decided to fill his joggy bottoms with a massive turd yesterday.
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Sounds like he needs to overcome his primal irrational fears... to purge em.. has he had his ayahuasca ceremony yet?
 
@Sadie Awww you also got kids? Wow and twins. That had to be double the fun ha :D

When mine was a little baby, i was always talking to myself how lucky i am i got just one :) that was nuts time.

@scotsman pottytrain him in the summer, seaside breaks or something when they get comfy wearing less clothes and get te idea of not peeing everwhere else, that's what my mom suggested me. Mine is also freaked out by it.
 
Zoë had proper nappies, and she potty-trained really easily.

If you think about the difference between how a reusable and a disposable nappy behave when full, it should not be surprising. A cotton nappy sags away; a disposable nappy clings tighter.

If I was Prime Minister, disposable nappies would be limited to 50 per child, non-transferrable -- and there would be a picture on the packet of a bunch of used disposable nappies festering in a landfill site. A pollution warning, like the health warnings on fag packets.
 
p4nda said:
@Sadie Awww you also got kids? Wow and twins. That had to be double the fun ha :D

When mine was a little baby, i was always talking to myself how lucky i am i got just one :) that was nuts time.
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Yup and Yes it was NUTS!!!! Two was deffo a handful! They're awesome though! Twin number 1 was recently discussing the realms of reality with the Sham man. It was a rather odd conversation to listen in on!
 
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