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Gibberings CLXXX - one hundred and eiiiiiiiiiighty!

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You can't naked pole dance easily because your tits stick to the pole and get Chinese burns.. :P

Sammy G said:
Oh, so a guy has to be lonely to appreciate another guy, huh? Reactionary cow. ;)
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No, fair enough, that was a weird thing for me to say. :?

ScotchMist said:
Tbh, he sounds just what my Mrs is after so if he wants her number give me a shout..;)

I suggest a wife/partner swap....!!
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Cool, sounds like a plan. And yeah, smooth. =D
 
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i dont know man, i think you can poledance naked. just need some proper oil. no need to burn yourself
 
Jesus... first time ive looked away from the screen... i am nicely moving along now...

3's the magic... im off to enjoy... see y'al later on maybe...<3
 
I see things are getting on just fine here without out me, where's the bowl of car keys...I can't fukin drive ATM but if it's someone else's car I'll make an exception:)
 
Happy swirly times, Scotchy! :)

And you can't use oil as then you have no grip.. but hmm, I like your way of thinking, kingme.
 
id hate to be driving now. actually i think everyone else would hate me driving now too...
 
swampdragon said:
Happy swirly times, Scotchy! :)

And you can't use oil as then you have no grip.. but hmm, I like your way of thinking, kingme.
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hmm you raise an important question. how does one increase grip when oiled up? perhaps with special grippy ... gloves? with a certain texture? ribbed? dotted?
 
You can use climbing chalk or similar pole-grippy-stuff on your hands, so that might be an option. Sadly I sold my pole a few months ago though. :(
 
kingme said:
id hate to be driving now. actually i think everyone else would hate me driving now too...
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You're right I can barely stand but for a whole other set of reasons :D anyhow I'nm quite comfy down here in the corner of the corner sofa, no harm can befall me here :sus:
 
swampdragon said:
You can use climbing chalk or similar pole-grippy-stuff on your hands, so that might be an option. Sadly I sold my pole a few months ago though. :(
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haha lovely. actually ive never thought about buying a used pole before... this gave it a whole different dimension.

if those poles could speak..
 
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BUYING a pole? Report and ban this filth. Down here we just hire them for a month til plumbing's done.
 
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