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Gibberings CLXXVIII - Too skanky for your tastes?

Chatative said:
I think that's the case for most Uni's but even then, finding said room can become complicated especially the further you get into your course. They start using rooms in some hard to find building, where you have to navigate corridors just trying to find the stairs so you can get to the basement level at which point you have to weave through more corridors with room numbers that don't make sense until stumbling across the room tucked away in some corner.
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Sounds about right. In the end I haven't had to worry about it because as soon as I made it to the top of my road I realised that there was no fucking way I could walk all the way to uni without collapsing because my knee seems to be 10000x more sore than it was yesterday.

Perfect timing. I'm kinda wondering now at what point does it become worth going to doctors/hospital because it's not something I... ever do but I want to actually be able to walk this weekend.

I think I'll dwell on it whilst watching last weeks Great British Bakeoff and eating (appropriately) cake.
 
​ColtDan

There was a man,
On EADD he was called Dan
I don't know much he might as well be from Mars
What I do know is he's interested in cars,

He loves experimenting with drugs,
High on stims , he's all loved up, giving out great big hugs,
But on a comedown can be grumpy n not in a pleasant mood,
Get on the wrong side of him, he'll appear quite rude,

Although this man is extremely blunt,
Thought by a few, as a right cunt
For those in trouble or who are close, he shows he's a caring heart,
To those who know of him he's honest from the start,

He often shows his creativity,
To us all in EADD,
Playing us recording on his gatair,
I feel that the man should be a great star

He is the man, ColtDan, you see,
He shows his music recordings in EADD
His tongue may be shaper than a knife,
But to EADD n friends; they're happy he 's in their life,

Evey 01/10/2014

Not as good as I lost the damn original (not happy) but better than nowt, eh?!
 
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Haha im liking that poem =D


Oh Eveleivibe, Evey
She's proper nutty you gotta believe me
30+ years of ignorance and nativity
Rubbing her cleavage against trees in the cool autumn breeze
Whilst high on alcohol and opiate tea
Nodding with glee, semi conscious indeed
Many years from now tits down to her knees
Annoying as fuck but lovely too
Opiates have made you constipated, you may need a poo
And when you do, there goes the best part of you
 
ColtDan said:
Haha im liking that poem =D


Oh Eveleivibe, Evey
She's proper nutty you gotta believe me
30+ years of ignorance and nativity
Rubbing her cleavage against trees in the cool autumn breeze
Whilst high on alcohol and opiate tea
Nodding with glee, semi conscious indeed
Many years from now tits down to her knees
Annoying as fuck but lovely too
Opiates have made you constipated, you may need a poo
And there goes the best part of you
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Hahahahahahaha ya bloody pillock :D

Evey
 
ColtDan said:
Haha im liking that poem =D


Oh Eveleivibe, Evey
She's proper nutty you gotta believe me
30+ years of ignorance and nativity
Rubbing her cleavage against trees in the cool autumn breeze
Whilst high on alcohol and opiate tea
Nodding with glee, semi conscious indeed
Many years from now tits down to her knees
Annoying as fuck but lovely too
Opiates have made you constipated, you may need a poo
And when you do, there goes the best part of you
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lmfao :)
 
SummerSerenade said:
Sounds about right. In the end I haven't had to worry about it because as soon as I made it to the top of my road I realised that there was no fucking way I could walk all the way to uni without collapsing because my knee seems to be 10000x more sore than it was yesterday.

Perfect timing. I'm kinda wondering now at what point does it become worth going to doctors/hospital because it's not something I... ever do but I want to actually be able to walk this weekend.
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Vitamin D deficiency, perhaps?

That can cause excruciating and sometimes incapacitating joint pain. Not saying you have a bad diet or anything, but coke, meph and booze will deplete you something rotten. In my coke / speed and booze days I'd barely be able to get out of bed sometimes.

At this point, under normal circumstances, it'd be obligatory for me to make some suggestion about my semen being especially rich in said vitamin, but even I get sick of my genius shite sometimes.
 
Sammy G said:
Vitamin D deficiency, perhaps?

That can cause excruciating and sometimes incapacitating joint pain. Not saying you have a bad diet or anything, but coke, meph and booze will deplete you something rotten. In my coke / speed and booze days I'd barely be able to get out of bed sometimes.

At this point, under normal circumstances, it'd be obligatory for me to make some suggestion about my semen being especially rich in said vitamin, but even I get sick of my genius shite sometimes.
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It might be a factor but considering the fact that since I've got here I've not gone a day without bashing into the end of my bed and have bruises all up the side of my legs anyway I think it's probably down to clumsiness (often due to being on something) rather than the actual 'something' itself. I'll remember your tip though, semen seems to be the cure for many things - or is it just men that say that? 8)

ponch said:
Dan getting called a cunt in poetry form, i've seen everything there is to see in this world now.
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Well there had to be one form left ;)
 
It's a sad day when I can't even bash out crude and slightly unsettling innuendo about my wang without having it shrugged off and countered with a bit of healthy narcissism.

Bless you. <3
 
"Sometimes, unexplained bruises, or blood spots under the skin that look like bruises, can point a finger at more serious medical conditions, including:

effects of medications or supplements — aspirin, anticoagulants (blood thinners), corticosteroids, and dietary supplements, such as fish oil, ginkgo, ginger, and garlic
a bleeding or clotting disorder
nutritional deficiencies of vitamins B12, C, K, or folic acid
inflammation of a blood vessel(s)
liver disease
sepsis — a widespread presence of infection-causing organisms or their toxins in the blood or tissues
chronic inflammatory diseases, e.g., lupus
certain cancers, including Hodgkin's disease, leukemia, or multiple myeloma"
 
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