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Gibberings CLXXVII -- You could use that fantastic iphone of yours

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Sammy G said:
Happy Friday, you husband-beating drunk. ;)

Having a great one? I haven't had a great one since 2009. I want Armagnac, and possibly attractive, attentive company with a predilection for listening to my brand of solipsistic bullshit for a few hours before paying for the taxi back to theirs and sucking my pecker out of its sorry drunken torpor.

Too much to ask? Guess so.
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Sounds exactly like mine, apart from the Armagnac and the attractive and attentive company sucking my pecker. Pretty much identical other than that though.
 
Well, I got the Armagnac (I don't drink, I have a cold) and I've cornered the market in solipsistic bullshit, albeit without attractive and attentative company, or indeed any company whatsoever.

At times like this I seriously wonder about the ethics of meeting up with a Piccadilly hooker, renting a room for a few hours, getting loads of drugs in and just talking shit at her. I probably wouldn't even get it up after enough booze anyway, and my bullshit would probably be more degrading than any sex that may or (most probably) may not occur. Plus, she'd get free drugs.

Trouble is, I've pulled this shit before, and they'll try to rob you. And if you're armed in preparation, they'll get you arrested.

It's one fucked up world out there.
 
Friday, Birthday and no work shenanigans, so sam you have never frequented bentleys in the northern quarter? Maybe its for the best anyway, remember vaguely after walking out of sankeys mid morning a very horny friend paid a visit whilst we sat in the lobby, we sat in between these huge bouncers who were watching armageddon on the TV whilst my mate tried to stuff a shite down the shower plug hole after getting nervous whilst she was readying herself in the next room.
 
ponch said:
Haha tremendous! I just looked that place up and it looks grim, didn't even realise it was there. My mates who were in to that kind of thing were all about tropical palm.
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Haha yeah its an absolute dive, I think its 24 hour though 8o . Huge steel gates inside on the door, its pretty hidden but you would be surprised how many places there are like that in manchester. I dunno, i like to think i could spend my 35 quid on something that lasts longer than 15 minutes.
 
Never been a fan of apple products but think I will get the new iphone when my contract is up, what an amazing feature!

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Almost all gone, maybe 1000 - 2000 left, compared to the 330,000 in the summer ;p

Man this meph is great!!... very close to the good ol preban!!
 
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