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Gibberings CLXXV - Talk about Phil Mitchell

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Spliff Politics.

Broad is the path to destruction. And therefore, if my opinion put's me in the minority, it becomes all the more comforting; beautiful and altruistic in it's own right.

Someone once reported me to the police for cyber bullying. No shit.
 
So youve got something against the majority now 'av ya? Well us British bulldog born and bread, raised on fish a chips and rubby fackin' murrys will have a thing or two to say about that!

Sorry youve caught me in a strange mood haha.

Im interested to know what you did to prompt this person to report you if you dont mind sharing.
 
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Im interested to know what you did to prompt this person to report you if you dont mind sharing.
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I was 17 I think (13 years ago, jeez I feel old. *repents for blasphemy*) in some chatroom, and I got passed some members phone number. Thought "what the hell" and texted her these words: "MADAM! MADAM! YOUR TURNIP IS MALFUNCTIONING! ABORT! ABORT!"


She was actually being stalked and harassed at the time, by other online users... and reported my text, which they traced back to my home address.

I had to go to a police station to be interviewed.

They said, on live tape (this is 2001) "Sir, is it true that you asked Ms *** ****** by text message "MADAM! MADAM YOUR TURNIP IS MALFUNCTIONING! ABORT! ABORT!"

To which I replied. "Yeah. I can see how sending this text was out of order... what if her turnip really was malfunctioning!?"


The police officers looked at me and glared severely... at which point I retracted my comment and said something like "Er, yeah, guess it wasn't right to text that"



edit: this is actually a completely true story
 
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Well was there any inclination that she did indeed have a malfunctioning turnip? I dont believe that a good man such as yourself would send such a message without good reason. You even called her Madam, which for a 17 year old shows the upmost respect. I see you used cap locks though :\ Too some this would seem a tad confrontational, but i am aware that you only did this to express how serious the situation was. Now as we all know; turnips are extremely volatile at the best of times. I imagine you saw her and smelt the stench of turnips wafting from her. You did was any good Samaritan would do and promptly informed her of the dangers.

If you had bought along a slideshow of before and after pictures of untreated turnip malfunctions to the policestation, im sure that rather than receiving a glare you could have received a sensual kiss on the cheek from your damsel in distress and have the whole policestation chanting your name as your carried her out the building to Bon Jovi playing in the background. Could have sold the movie rites to Michael Bay and your part would be played by Vin Diesel.

Fucking hell ive literally just been sat on bluelight all day long :| Hope i can get the fuck out the house tomorrow!
 
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Have been many experiments done along these lines. Some folk can last weeks or months... most go a bit nuts within hours to days. 45 mins is a bit weak by any standards really but even so there is good reason solitary confinement is considered amongst the ultimate of torture techniques.
 
I don't mind being in anechoic rooms. Last one was in 2009, where I quite enjoyed sciencing with my laptop in utter silence (amazingly hollow/thin sounding keypresses!)
 
Teaching my sister to play tony hawk : american wasteland... brings me back memories... bough out the old ps2 lol
 
Used to love tony hawks games, havent played em in years

Might bust out this 6-APDB or whatever it is tomorrow, its been sitting here for ages
 
Forgive me if I'm wrong, and I probably am.. but wasn't it 6-APDB that fell under the phenythylamine act?

(Which caused my vendor to retract his statement that he has it, along with a GCMS graph drawn on paint, into it being 6-APB)
 
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