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Gibberings CLXXIV - Cock Piss Partridge

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sorry to get my negative vibes all over your peoples lovely fuckedness, but I need to vent.

Glass collecting in a nightclub fucking sucks, I hate it so, so much.

If I have to push through one more dancefloor full of drunk fucking wankers who don't move out of the way, see one more fucking drunk white girl think she can dance and look like a mong, if one more person makes that same fucking joke about how when I clean up spillage it kind of looks like a dance move, If I have to clean up utterly disgusting puke and tampon clogged toilets, If one more person grabs my arse or dry humps me or grabs my fucking balls (seriously, it happened) or threatens to start on me or pushes me or tries to mosh into me. If one more person thinks they're funny by trying to grab the mop off me when I go to clean up puke, if someone screams at me because the clubs closed and they're drunkenly trying to roll a fag while i'm clearing up...

I would like to go into that club with a Mac 10, put 'Pow" by Lethal Bizzle on, and fucking spray, left right and center. Jesus.

(btw I'm obviously not really going to do that just in case any law enforcement see this and are retarded, I'm obviously at most just going to quit and be angry by myself)

It's experience though, all I have is a fairly worthless degree so some work experience would look good on my cv. Still trying to work out how much longer I can stand it though.
 
That sounds awful hex, I hate drunk people. Vaguely worried now that I might end up having to do a job like that as I have literally only done a week of work experience and nothing else in my life. Hopefully having a good degree will save me... If I manage to get one that is.
 
SummerSerenade said:
Surely you'd have to be a bit of an idiot to go on there in the first place though? It's not like you don't know what you're letting yourself in for.
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This is why I felt like it's was ok to fire it on and laugh at people more misfortunate than myself but I ended up just screaming at Jeremy Kyle "YOU FUCKING CUNT! DIE DIE DIE!" I'm sure my neighbours were suitably freaked out.
 
You'd put collecting glass on your CV to make it look good? What did you study?
 
hexagram said:
sorry to get my negative vibes all over your peoples lovely fuckedness, but I need to vent.

Glass collecting in a nightclub fucking sucks, I hate it so, so much.
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Do you at least get groped by women of a certain age (and blood alcohol content) and are more or less expected to be at least as wasted and probably way ahead of 'em - you are a professional after all and they are but paying punters. Somebody has to be dioing it right. The former was a bit creepy I found but also livened things up - especially when you've got a tower of glasses precariously balanced and a passing hen night go for a crotch grab. The bet I'm more wasted than you and I'm being paid for it aspect was mostly a bonus I'd say. I was never on glass collection all night and was a pub (with godawful weekend DJ mind) not a club and am fairly sure the club would be worse cos that's where we finally managed to get shot of people when they're truly obnoxiously drunk and up for a scrap and/or shag with anybody. Or any thing probably.

Was a dab hand at weaving betwixt immovable drunken objects though. There's only so much invasion of personal space people put up with before moving out the bloody way even in really corwded places.
 
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parttime crackhead said:
Haha, I'm not a fan. I turned it on earlier for a laugh and it was only the fact that the telly isn't mine that stopped me putting my foot through it. I would happily have sacrificed a TV to release my pent up anger caused by that horrible excuse for a person.

If you want to go from happy to fucking raging in 30 seconds, Jeremy is your man.
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Hahahaha lol first time you n I have agreed! But that was hilarious.

THECATINTHEHAT said:
I love Jeremy Kyle, he's the man. He's a belligerant, self-rightheous, hypocritical cunt and he knows it and doesn't care who else does.=D
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Love this! It's ace xxxx

Evey
 
Eveleivibe said:
Shambles,

Why are you continuing trying to drag this on knowing full we why it winds me up n what happened with me yet you keep on. I've made it clear to you that I want to drop the subject as we're just going round in circles.
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Probably cos of all that stimulant sloshing about me the last day or two - it's more instinct than planning really. Bit like other topic in an odd (and also very different aside from that particular bit) topic almost... but not really.

I didn't follow anybody here I opened a thread and foudn yet another of your posts making stuff up about what you think I probably said but clearly haven't bothered to actually check cos you've just done it yet again in repsonse to a post explaining not only that you are mistaken in your belief but what I actualy said in acceptably brief (comparatively) form and pointing out whilst you are not really making much sense as far as discussing the issue with anybody else you could be seen as spotting much the same problem with the vendetta approach as I and others have been pointing out all day - via osmosis perhaps - and as you've not actually read what you are responding to (or haven't understood more than one word in ten if you have) the obvious solution for this undesirable prick of realisation is to think somebody else must be suggesting it as a positive option rather than it being a fairly obvious negative - and almost inevitibly so - aspect of that revenge stuff.

I would happily agree to disagree but much as person can't be evil if they cannot comprehend what a word like that really encomapsses, a person also can't disagree with something that hasn't been put forward by anybody other than themselves as being something that we are actually agreeing on only you haven't yet noticed who is saying what cos you've not read what you're arguing at.
 
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joe90 said:
Evey you need some pleasure in your life it's over there ------------------------------------->
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Everybody does. Negative feeling - and any perceived (by person themselves in each case - not Evey nevessarily) paucity of pleasures is a negative thing - tends to feed on itself an multiply. Then branch out into sidelines like focussing on trying to hurt somebody else more than they hurt you no matter what. And if there is no such person doing any hurting of anybody then better to imagine the situation until it comes along all by itself. Or gets sucked in to the general air of negativity cos it does tend to suck anything in passing range in if possible. The more the miserabler after all. Or the angrier or whatever of those big and rather consuming emotions tend to involve if left to run riot.

Fun is fun. They should have it on the NHS - would save 'em a fortune.
 
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