I think "so shite I can't turn it off" must be the reason a lot of people still have TV licenses...
Possible. But I have no TV licence and watch an awful lot of shit (not on TV obviously cos then I'd need a TV licence).
I'm perhaps one of few people on Earth who don't like Tunnock's Teacakes. So insanely sweet it's like chewing on napalm - strips the coating from my mouth and makes me feel icky. Dancing is the best thing for 'em frankly.
