Gibberings CLXII - Animal Facts Fun Time

[Bearlove]

Oh read your PMs Bear

Or maybe answer them?

SHM - I was pretty much upto date with my PM's ( I was chatting with you) but sort of managed to delete them all. You were going through enough trouble for me to bother you with the - can you resend you last PM.

(I lost so many chats - couldn't really remember who / what we were talking about etc). No new PM's received - could you send your last one ? :D

 

[SandyFrank]

MDB, that's amazing. Can I use it as my ringtone?

And nice accent, ptch! *leer*

Would you be upset if I followed suit. It made me very happy indeed :D

 

[Ben So Furry]

Charge royalties guys.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Upset ? I'd be devastated ! Narh, shocked more like.

 

[Inflorescence]

This could be the making of live Bluelight.FM -we could have a kareoke hour, Q&A hours and hours and..oooh Gardeners question time with MDB...

Ok I will stop now.

 

[Chatative]

Did I crack the case and decode your message? Was it "Your mom's got balls and your dad loves it?" If there is any truth to this, I am left reeling from shock! How did you find out? I can't live in this web of lies any more!

Being a Scot, I can indeed tell you he did say that... only had to play it a second time to catch it :D

More technically "Your ma's got balls and your dad loves it."

 

[SandyFrank]

This could be the making of live Bluelight.FM -we could have a kareoke hour, Q&A hours and hours and..oooh Gardeners question time with MDB...

Ok I will stop now.

I'm in, but I promise not to sing a note. I think united we could really 'Move Any Mountain', like the Shaman so sagely encouraged way back in that magical land known as the early 90's!

 

[SandyFrank]

Being a Scot, I can indeed tell you he did say that... only had to play it a second time to catch it :D

At least I have big city dreams now of the impending Bluelight.FM project to distract me from the traumatic backlash I'll be sure to face knowing my parents have unconventional, uh, parts... Do I at least win a fun toy for guessing the message, despite the disturbing ramifications his revelation has sadly created? Why was I kept in the dark so long?

 

[Sammy G]

I'm with Shambles on SandyFrank's voice by the way, though that was bound to happen.

And if that helps you get lucky with [insert SF's husband's name here] tonight, then glad to be of service!

MDB, fyi:

NSFW:

St Vincent. Whom I've been getting creepy about all day.

 

[SandyFrank]

Being a Scot, I can indeed tell you he did say that... only had to play it a second time to catch it :D

More technically "Your ma's got balls and your dad loves it."

Jokes aside, what part of Scotland are you from? I got married there and I want to go back so badly one day. It was gorgeous (or at least Edinburgh, where we stayed - the architecture was insane.) Lots of good bands from Scotland, too. No point to my adding that, just felt like saying...

 

[ScotchMist]

Soooooo... thats my 346th rattle done, I dont have the energy for another one, its just fuckin stupid. Sleepings gonna be a challenge for a while but thats why Raas' mate gave us benzos and z drugs

Hope everyone is dandy

 

[mydrugbuddy]

PTCH remains largely something of a mystery, just disclosing bits and pieces when he sees fit.

 

[SandyFrank]

I'm with Shambles on SandyFrank's voice by the way, though that was bound to happen.

And if that helps you get lucky with [insert SF's husband's name here] tonight, then glad to be of service!

MDB, fyi:

NSFW:

St Vincent. Whom I've been getting creepy about all day.

Again, I'm oddly flattered, lol, and my man thanks you whole-heartedly to make matters better. Though I am having a hard time transforming our humble kitchen sink into a den of sensual seduction, even with Shambles generous gift of moistness that just keeps on giving til it can't give no mo'. Lol.

And St. Vincent is very beautiful and talented to boot. Good choice.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

Soooooo... thats my 346th rattle done, I dont have the energy for another one, its just fuckin stupid. Sleepings gonna be a challenge for a while but thats why Raas' mate gave us benzos and z drugs

Hope everyone is dandy

Ive temporarily given up on all this giving up malarkey. Possibly one last bash at being an irresponsible twat before i have to 'grow up' and get down to serious business.

 

[mydrugbuddy]

I'm with Shambles on SandyFrank's voice by the way, though that was bound to happen.

And if that helps you get lucky with [insert SF's husband's name here] tonight, then glad to be of service!

MDB, fyi:

NSFW:

St Vincent. Whom I've been getting creepy about all day.

i can see the appeal of St Vincent and can also hear the appeal of SandyFrank's voice. The only thing to do with temptation is to yield to it, re your asking for help re St Vincent.

 

[Sammy G]

Soooooo... thats my 346th rattle done, I dont have the energy for another one, its just fuckin stupid. Sleepings gonna be a challenge for a while but thats why Raas' mate gave us benzos and z drugs

Hope everyone is dandy

Nice work, man.

I don't need to tell you that it doesn't end there, but you seem determined and you have your head screwed on.

Much respect and I hope sleep isn't too hard to come by.

The only thing to do with tempation is to yield to it, re your asking for help re St Vincent.

True wisdom right there.

 

[parttime crackhead]

MDB, that's amazing. Can I use it as my ringtone?

And nice accent, ptch! *leer*

That's not really my voice.

I mean, it is my voice but it doesn't usually sound like that. I would do take two but my flatmate's home & he'd wonder what the fuck I was doing if he caught me shouting yer maws got baws and yer da loves it at my laptop.

Did I crack the case and decode your message? Was it "Your mom's got balls and your dad loves it?" If there is any truth to this, I am left reeling from shock! How did you find out? I can't live in this web of lies any more!

Haha, yes that's what I said.

 

[SandyFrank]

Ive temporarily given up on all this giving up malarkey. Possibly one last bash at being an irresponsible twat before i have to 'grow up' and get down to serious business.

You're not a twat nor are you irresponsible. I know I've been in a joking mood today, but it upsets me to hear you write that about yourself as it isn't that simple or even true. You're going to be okay and it will take time but you have a lot of support and people who care. I'll PM you later, but you're on the right track, okay. None of this putting your self down baloney! You were my first BL buddy, so that's gotta stand for something.

 

[Chatative]

Right, screw my anonymity, I want to join in... do you think BBC Radio 4 will take me? - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L2kNn99WdT

 

[Shambles]

Soooooo... thats my 346th rattle done, I dont have the energy for another one, its just fuckin stupid.

You have no idea what you'll be missing out on. The 347th is just a-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. The 348th is a peach. The 349th a stone cold classic.

That aside, congrats

... Shambles generous gift of moistness that just keeps on giving til it can't give no mo'...

A boy can only provide so much moistness. It's in his job description. One teaspoonful per hour at absolute most. Beyond that is pure pisstake... Actually you can get far more moisture that way. Stick to that way in future. Your previous methods exhaust my reserves.