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snolly said:
I'd bang Putin
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You said exactly the same thing about Rebekah Brooks. You've developed a nasty hankering for evil public figures which needs dealing with.

I've got a few apt bible verses somewhere which deal with this case. While I take my time looking them up, let me treat you to some Hitler porn...

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mydrugbuddy said:
I should have said ive never seen him smile. When he was trying to force a smile during the winter olympics closing ceremony it was painfull to watch, like it hurt him having to try to put in a smile.
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Did you know that every time Putin is scheduled to smile the Russian secret service slaughter 100 kittens at that exact moment? If they don't or he does not receive radio confirmation that it has been done, he can do nothing but frown. I wont go into detail about what it takes for him to achieve an erection but lets just say its the cause of a lot of natural disasters. TrueFax is true, sometimes...
 
darkinthepark said:
Did you know that every time Putin is scheduled to smile the Russian secret service slaughter 100 kittens at that exact moment? If they don't or he does not receive radio confirmation that it has been done, he can do nothing but frown. I wont go into detail about what it takes for him to achieve an erection but lets just say its the cause of a lot of natural disasters. TrueFax is true, sometimes...
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scheduled to smile lol. :) Like 8.30 pm is time for a smile, programmed like a robot or something.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
scheduled to smile lol. :) Like 8.30 pm is time for a smile, programmed like a robot or something.
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In Russia everything is scheduled and closely controlled, so much so you also only get 2 'wank' tokens a week and any unauthorised diddles are punishable by death, any more than the standard soviet 2 shakes in the bathroom and you lose a token or a bollock. The Russian speed heads are always trading bollocks with the authorities, not the best place to be a wanker I guess.
 
Hey I just noticed BecomingJulie is our new moderator.

Good to see more chicks on the bench.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Britains role in this is so important, we have such a major influence over everything, with our special relationship with the USA and all. :\ Obama doesnt give a shit about the UK, we are nothing to him, he made that quite clear, very early on.
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Neither does Putin. He's mugged Dave off before.

G20 summit: Isolated David Cameron is forced to shrug off Vladimir Putin ‘small island snub’ over Syria

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Obama was caught dismissively calling him "a lightweight" after first meeting him.
 
Went to my recovery meeting n had a cry over Knock. The members were really understanding which I didn't expect - I thought they'd say "why you crying over someone you've never met?" But they didn't n one bloke gave me a hug.
Then I mentioned how a load of other stuff were coming back like when I tried to quit codeine n it all felt final.
Anyway I don 't think my family would understand all this - they don 't usually do emotions so was glad to let it out.
And also burst into tears volunteering yesterday too which was humiliating.

It just goes to show how kind n thoughtful people can be n not judgemental as I thought.

If the CAB isn't here tomorrow I'll go to counselling n work through why change n loss affect me so much n why I get attached/addicted to things easily.

Right off to get young madam lol

Hope you're all doing ok etc.

Evey
 
mydrugbuddy said:
would you ? 8o There's hope for us all then :?

Can you get any big words on countdown ? I usually just about manage 4 or 5 letter words, unless there's an I N G in the letters and then you can just add them to the end of a 4 letter word for an easy 7. :o
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Only if you're a mad dictator or hot ginger evil woman I'm afraid :( And yeah I'm shit at Countdown lol, can sometimes get a six or seven but you're defo right with the ING. Used to be good when we were unemployed just out of school getting stoned and watching it tho. Can't do the maths worth shit, don't even bother. Thought I was actually still watching it til I looked up and there's Noel and his beard. Whoever does his entire look needs shot.

raas_2012 said:
You said exactly the same thing about Rebekah Brooks. You've developed a nasty hankering for evil public figures which needs dealing with.

I've got a few apt bible verses somewhere which deal with this case. While I take my time looking them up, let me treat you to some Hitler porn...

NSFW:
hitler.jpg
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Lmao, yeah I do have that evil thing going on and also thank you for the Hitler porn. I had not seen that particular image before. Yes I have seen more Hitler porn than I'd like in my time. Which is, essentially, any number above 0. Most of them feature him being pregnant and one I actually did a spit-take when I saw Anne Frank was the 'father'.
 
snolly said:
Lmao, yeah I do have that evil thing going on and also thank you for the Hitler porn. I had not seen that particular image before. Yes I have seen more Hitler porn than I'd like in my time. Which is, essentially, any number above 0. Most of them feature him being pregnant and one I actually did a spit-take when I saw Anne Frank was the 'father'.
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riiiiight.... I was actually joking with the Hitler porn thing... trust you to have a friggin' collection lol you perverse freak!

no more talk on your porno interests please, it's scarier than the depths of Shambles' hard drive
 
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I fucking love Putin, by far my favourite politician, he doesn't give a shit and so far at the geopolitical level he's played Obama like a man against a child. True Russia might be corrupt, but find me a country that isn't. He was right in giving that twat Saakashvili a good kicking a few years back and I hope Russia re-annexes the ethnic Russian areas of Ukraine, even if by force.

Also a lot of people complain about freedom of the press in Russsia, well in the US, all of the mainstream media is owned by ony six corporations, it's just that the Russians are a bit more blunt in silencing dissent than the yanks are.

Anyway, just came back from my appointment with my self-improvement coach, a great lad, British lad living it large here in a ,mansion in the countryside, he's coached CEOs from Fortune 500 firms, he knows his stuff, next time I go to job interview I won't even have to self-medicate. He's coaching me on how to better interact with others and sell myself.

Loved today's session.

Just had another two diclazepams and a couple of glasses of wine. Now I have to do the dishes.

Later peeps.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Obama was caught dismissively calling him "a lightweight" after first meeting him.
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I watched that documentary about Osama Bin Laden: Shoot To Kill the other week. My respect for Obama went up even more after that, his advisors were telling him there was only a 30-60% chance they could be certain that Bin Laden was in this compound they were planning a raid on in Pakistan. It could have triggered a state of war with Pakistan, if Bin Laden wasnt there. Obamas advisors were split 50/50 on their advice, and it was down to Obama to make the call to ahead with the mission, knowing the stakes were very high. It was an excellent documentary, I'd recommend it to any one.
 
Eveleivibe said:
Went to my recovery meeting n had a cry over Knock. The members were really understanding which I didn't expect - I thought they'd say "why you crying over someone you've never met?" But they didn't n one bloke gave me a hug.
Then I mentioned how a load of other stuff were coming back like when I tried to quit codeine n it all felt final.
Anyway I don 't think my family would understand all this - they don 't usually do emotions so was glad to let it out.
And also burst into tears volunteering yesterday too which was humiliating.

It just goes to show how kind n thoughtful people can be n not judgemental as I thought.

If the CAB isn't here tomorrow I'll go to counselling n work through why change n loss affect me so much n why I get attached/addicted to things easily.

Right off to get young madam lol

Hope you're all doing ok etc.

Evey
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Change and loss affects everyone Eve. Some people find change easier to deal with than others. I hated change at work, it would take months and months to learn about certain things and become a sort of expert on them, and then they would scrap that thing and introduce something new, which meant i had to work hard to learn something new all over again. I guess i dislike change partly due to lazyness. Its like driving a car, it becomes automatic and instinctive once you've learnt how to do it, and i liked work where things became piss easy and could be done on automatic pilot, once i gained the know how, it feels good to have usefull knowledge and to feel competent that you know what you are doing.

I like a little bit of controlled change in my life every now and then, otherwise things would become unbearably dull, but i dont like big upheavals in my private life or my work life. My last workplace changed the system they were using to support their customers, so i went from being an expert having been there for so long i really knew my stuff, and then they introduced this new system that took me straight back to novice level, which i hated not having a fucking clue about anything all over again. That was one of the several reasons why i resigned from my job, as i just couldnt be arsed to learn about this new system, having spent the previous 7 years mastering the old one.

I dont really feel qualified to talk about Loss. Everone who knew Knock has been shocked, stunned, and saddened by this as he was such a great guy. You seem to be a very emotional person to me Eve, there's nothing wrong with that.
 
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