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Gibberings CLVII: Clinging to all the right places

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bit out of my depth here by the looks. maybe bluelight is full of brainy scientist trying to confuse the common man who couldn't give a flying fuck about molucules and talking about stuff you might only hear on university challenge and sending various links to wikipedia to the structure of a chemical that most people with a little picture to try make things easier like all we look at is pictures and don't read the words but you still send a picture which looks a little bit like a birds eye view of that takashis castle where they run through revolving doors and try not to down. its too late for me to look smart now.

i have somehow managed to learn the ability to write before i think which is dangourous cuz its set in stone so cant take it back. well can always delete i spose but leave it til the morning as a warning to never go on bluelight high.

but i feel normal even tho the cid are watching in the bushes i'm doing well at pretending there not there ;)
 
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Age has not slowed French cyclist Robert Marchand.

The 102-year-old broke his own world record in the over-100s category, riding 26.927 kilometres (16.7 miles) in one hour, more than 2.5 kilometres (1.6 miles) better than his previous best time in the race against the clock two years ago.

By way of comparison, the current overall world record for one hour is 49.700 kilometres (30.882 miles) set by Czech Ondrej Sosenka in 2005.

Mr Marchand, a retired firefighter and logger, also holds the record for someone over the age of 100 riding 100 kilometres (62 miles). He did it in four hours, 17 minutes and 27 seconds in 2012.

Mr Marchand received a standing ovation and was mobbed by dozens of photographers and cameramen at the finish line in France's new National Velodrome in Paris, a complex that officially opened its doors yesterday.

The athlete smiled and raised his arms at the finish, supported by two assistants. "It was very good, but at the end it started to become very hard." he said.

He said he could not have done it without the public's support.

"You have to know there are people who came from 600 kilometres away to see me today. It is incredible. That's all I can say," Mr Marchand said.
 
coming up on MDMA for the second night in a row.

s'alright. Bit of a waste, and I won't be able to sleep, but doesn't feel as 'neurotoxic' as everyone says doing MD multiple days is. I just felt like having some after I got laid with a pretty girl tonight : ) but then the club weren't letting anyone in this late. S'cool though, don't mind chilling in the early hours with some tunes.
 
Right I've decide want I want to do. I want to enjoy my life. I love cycling. I'm going to set myself up so I can cycle about the country while being internet connected and sleeping in my tent. This has been my dream. I will sell my car, get a few quid for it and my flat, again get a few quid for that. I will need mobile broadband of some sort. Right the project starts now.

Who wants to buy a BMW320D? £6000.
Who wants to buy my flat? £100,000.
That should set me up. Yes. yes. I have decided. Bike it is!

I'm going to put my socks on.
 
You could always do the John o' Groats to Lands End treck.

Failing that, your expedition sounds wasteful and expensive and you'll probably end up being a smelly fucker who scares people off with his overgrown beard. Best off getting a job, methinks. Being a moderator doesn't count.
 
hhhm, didn't use a condom with the girl tonight.

how can I politely ask if she has an STI? haha.
 
thanks for vote of confidence raas. Knew I could rely on you. My house goes on the market ASAP. My first cycle run will be from here to Shambles. Then take it from there.
 
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thanks for vote of confidence raas. Knew I could rely on you. My house goes on the market ASAP. My first cycle run will be from here to Shambles. Then take it from there.
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You're serious, aren't you?

How long does this expedition last? is it temporary? or a Forest Gump style adventure that has no set finish date?
 
Depends on the STI really but great way to kill the mood with your announcement. If its only chlamydia then explain that it just takes a couple pills from chemist and it will be gone. If its a date with a new it might be awkward cuz some just freak out but if she's understanding she will be fine. I would just check things like that once in a while to be safe if you can kill the virus without her knowing anything then saves you all explaining. I had chlamydia years ago and I only tested cuz it was free in post glad I did
 
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