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Gibberings CCXV -- 2C-B And A Mine Field Of Fuckery...

I sold a living room suite yesterday to a young country woman that I have had a crush on. I was eager to go and do the delivery today so I could get a nosey at where she lived.

We arrived and I knocked the door. When she opened the door I was immediately hit with the most ungodly smell. I knew that she bred huskies but even that could not explain the smell..this was a feline smell. I've delivered to many cat ladies over the years but this was something else. The suite was too big to go in the front door so we took it around the back and took the back door off the hinges to get it through, trying to breathe as little as possible.

This is when I saw the explanation - the kitchen was riddled with cats and cat shite. I'm no clean Claude but I very much judged.

I'm rather disappointed because I will now no longer be able to knock one out when thinking about her :\
 
Don Luigi said:
I sold a living room suite yesterday to a young country woman that I have had a crush on. I was eager to go and do the delivery today so I could get a nosey at where she lived.

We arrived and I knocked the door. When she opened the door I was immediately hit with the most ungodly smell. I knew that she bred huskies but even that could not explain the smell..this was a feline smell. I've delivered to many cat ladies over the years but this was something else. The suite was too big to go in the front door so we took it around the back and took the back door off the hinges to get it through, trying to breathe as little as possible.

This is when I saw the explanation - the kitchen was riddled with cats and cat shite. I'm no clean Claude but I very much judged.

I'm rather disappointed because I will now no longer be able to knock one out when thinking about her :\
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Dont you like pussy Don?
 
I've just applied a load of tiger balm to my back then on purpose I scratched my arse hole and scratched my balls just so I could come on here and say I'm hot%)
 
Thats disgusting. Your turd description turned up on the whats new link and that is such a boy thing to do yuck yuck yucky boys
 
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