ordinary mind
Bluelighter
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- Aug 28, 2015
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hope you have a totally baller time consumer!
Nothing i could catch in Thailand could compare with the strange bugs that FUBAR has created in his rectum. You dont want to catch that!No VD's Consumer! We'll know. We always do! Fubar will blab. Was going to post you a load of flight related songs then realised I could only think of three and they were worse than shite. You're welcome xx
One night in Bangkok would be an appropriate songNo VD's Consumer! We'll know. We always do! Fubar will blab. Was going to post you a load of flight related songs then realised I could only think of three and they were worse than shite. You're welcome xx
I plead innocent on the inseminated Turkmenistan mexedrone burnings. It probably explains FUBARs absence though but try as he must his supply reduction strategy has failed. Mongolian Goat Inseminated Mexedrone is now flooding the market.While Consumer is out of the way, I can make discreet enquiries of FUBAR as to whether anyone from the Oficina de Controle de la Polucion has been inquiring about any inseminated mexedrone desert bonfires. I could only stall them for so long with the language barrier, thanks to Google Translate. And they were threatening to plant a sombrero on me and frame me for Cultural Appropriation!
I plead innocent on the inseminated Turkmenistan mexedrone burnings. It probably explains FUBARs absence though but try as he must his supply reduction strategy has failed. Mongolian Goat Inseminated Mexedrone is now flooding the market.
In other news i just downed 3 beers and 25mg of valium. Bloody hell the bar in the airport is expensive. Anyway time for me to fly. Literally. See you on the flipside![]()
I think Julie is referring to the Mexican ManMuck Mexxy I have spent the last few weeks trying to eradicate on bonfires fuelled by illegal immigrants and funded by Donald Trump. Well, you gotta eliminate the competition in this game...
The remainder of my absence was spent inside Elton John's anus, mining the extensive deposits of mature semen which can be found there, ready for my next crop!
Anyway, have a spiffing time old boy, and leave those Ladyboys alone - unless you want my sloppy seconds of course....
Have a nice time consumer. Jealous but hopefully it's my turn next year. Say hi to Chang Mai for me. Love going to the temple at sun down. The whole thing turns red and the elephant statues look like they are real; amazing place, but stay off the bar street it always ends badly
Oi, good to see you back around this joint.sloppy seconds
Oi, good to see you back around this joint.
Had us a little concerned for a bit there. Hope all is well, mate.
I am jelly.