Gibberings CCVII V. Salami, Anal, Nakedness and Beer!

[consumer]

Holy mother of fuck.

Just been clearing out a storage cupboard and found a small suitcase in there. Opened it up to find another bag inside, and again, and again.
In the center of this Inception-esque progression was a box of polyethylene gloves, a liter of physiological saline, a few sachets of Ascorbate, some microporous filters, ten 1ml BD hypodermics, a few dozen alcohol swabs and a vial of concentrated Fentanyl solution.

The fuck?

Throw it fucking away! (In a safe but non recoverable manner)

 

[Don Luigi]

Holy mother of fuck.

Just been clearing out a storage cupboard and found a small suitcase in there. Opened it up to find another bag inside, and again, and again.
In the center of this Inception-esque progression was a box of polyethylene gloves, a liter of physiological saline, a few sachets of Ascorbate, some microporous filters, ten 1ml BD hypodermics, a few dozen alcohol swabs and a vial of concentrated Fentanyl solution.

The fuck?

Most people wear shorts and t-shirts on holiday.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Most people wear shorts and t-shirts on holiday.

lol I was bout to write the same!

 

[spacejunk]

I live in fucking australia and i don't even own any shorts.
#punkrock

 

[Don Luigi]

Sharing them still counts

 

[spacejunk]

Good to know
(You mean wearing them at the same time as someone else, yeah?)

 

[KingOfWessex]

Holy mother of fuck.


Just been clearing out a storage cupboard and found a small suitcase in there. Opened it up to find another bag inside, and again, and again.
In the center of this Inception-esque progression was a box of polyethylene gloves, a liter of physiological saline, a few sachets of Ascorbate, some microporous filters, ten 1ml BD hypodermics, a few dozen alcohol swabs and a vial of concentrated Fentanyl solution.

The fuck?

Aliens bruv...

 

[Don Luigi]

Good to know
(You mean wearing them at the same time as someone else, yeah?)

Exactly.

When I was a wean we would buy the family sized shorts and swan about the Canary Islands

 

[KingOfWessex]

Just a quick question....

How many hostages is to many?

 

[Don Luigi]

You must maintain, at least, a 1:1 hostage to cable-tie ratio.

 

[KingOfWessex]

See this is what ruins a good old fashion stick up.

On another note how do we abruptly end stimulant psychosis??

If I here one more fucking voice telling me " take your chlothes off JT, your ripped son ! fuck em all " I am moving to Poland

 

[Don Luigi]

Stimulant psychosis will end when your hostage : mg ratio is equal.

 

[KingOfWessex]

So I push the red button that says " DO NOT PRESS"??

 

[spacejunk]

If I here one more fucking voice telling me " take your chlothes off JT, your ripped son ! fuck em all " I am moving to Poland

So long as you're not moving there with the intention of invading it, you should be all ok.

 

[ladydove]

Mother's Day is pretty much whipping my butt today! Store is absolutely jam packed with customers wanting sparkly things! D:

 

[KingOfWessex]

It always ends in thoughts of full scale multi national warfare and treaties with me

 

[KingOfWessex]

Fuck I forgot Mother's Day! Oh it's my birthday today also but celebrating isn't on the playlist ;/

 

[ladydove]

Happy birthday

 

[KingOfWessex]

Thank you lady dove! don't stress to much...moms just need to feel appreciated and respected x anything else is a bonus

 

[spacejunk]

Happy birthday mate