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Bluelighter
This isn't some bullshit hiccups cure like standing on your head while drinking water and humming the national anthem, this is the real deal that requires no equipment and can be performed anywhere under the influence of any drug that can give you the hiccups.
Hiccups are caused by a spasm in the diaphragm. A while back I was thinking to myself, what if I made it impossible for the thing to spasm in the first place? Wouldn't that make my hiccups go away?
You just have to over-inflate your lungs by force-gulping more air into them. Do that until it hurts and you're so filled up with air that it's physically impossible to hiccup. Hold it like this until you feel the urge to hiccup die out, and then let the air out of your lungs slowly. They'll be gone instantly, though you need to take it easy for a minute or two so they don't get triggered again.
This works 100% of the time if you do it right. Remember: Just over-inflate until it hurts, hold it for about 30 seconds, let go slowly.
I've tried to tell my friends this but none of them have listened to me so far, and so I now share this with my fellow bluelighters. No one deserves to hiccup for an hour just because they want to use hard drugs. This method works with all things that induce hiccups, provided you don't make yourself pass out in the process (this has almost happened before).
With practice your hiccups episodes will not last longer than a few seconds for the rest of your life.
Good luck.
Edit: As an extra bonus I now reveal how to stop the smoke from cigarettes from re-triggering the hiccup reflex. Breathe the smoke into your mouth and shut it, sealing it with your tongue pressed up against the back of your top front teeth. Breathe in through your nose to get the smoke into your lungs. Something about this stops the heat of the smoke from hitting the part of your throat that triggers the hiccup. Now you can also smoke on heroin without *hic* hiccuping all over the place.
Hiccups are caused by a spasm in the diaphragm. A while back I was thinking to myself, what if I made it impossible for the thing to spasm in the first place? Wouldn't that make my hiccups go away?
You just have to over-inflate your lungs by force-gulping more air into them. Do that until it hurts and you're so filled up with air that it's physically impossible to hiccup. Hold it like this until you feel the urge to hiccup die out, and then let the air out of your lungs slowly. They'll be gone instantly, though you need to take it easy for a minute or two so they don't get triggered again.
This works 100% of the time if you do it right. Remember: Just over-inflate until it hurts, hold it for about 30 seconds, let go slowly.
I've tried to tell my friends this but none of them have listened to me so far, and so I now share this with my fellow bluelighters. No one deserves to hiccup for an hour just because they want to use hard drugs. This method works with all things that induce hiccups, provided you don't make yourself pass out in the process (this has almost happened before).
With practice your hiccups episodes will not last longer than a few seconds for the rest of your life.

Good luck.
Edit: As an extra bonus I now reveal how to stop the smoke from cigarettes from re-triggering the hiccup reflex. Breathe the smoke into your mouth and shut it, sealing it with your tongue pressed up against the back of your top front teeth. Breathe in through your nose to get the smoke into your lungs. Something about this stops the heat of the smoke from hitting the part of your throat that triggers the hiccup. Now you can also smoke on heroin without *hic* hiccuping all over the place.
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