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If you live in Maidstone, grab an umbrella! A man has become flustered after stalling his car at traffic lights
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 19
A lingering look between 2 men at a gym in York has sparked concerns from residents living near the River Ouse
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 19
High winds at a garden centre in Kent after 2 men were spotted heading towards the plants without stopping to look at the ride-on lawnmowers
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 19
Council gritters are on high alert after a man in Peterborough went into a pub and ordered a glass of white wine
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 19
Bitterly cold Daily Mail headlines will sweep through most of the UK causing widespread resentment of the unemployed
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 19
Temperatures will plummet as a result of a man in Cumbria enthusiastically browsing through a home furnishings catalogue
UkipWeather @UkipWeather Jan 18
EXTREME WEATHER WARNING! Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history it's gonna start rainin' men