Gay marriage to blame for floods - UKIP

[StoneHappyMonday]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-25793358

It's in the Gospels, Raas will tell you...

 

[knock]

wtf?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

O.M.fuckin.G!! Why are these people allowed to breed, never mind being in positions of power?

 

[Sammy G]

They don't disappoint.

Sorry RLP. I know you're a party member and all.

 

[knock]

Is it not botfly that's a UKIP member? We have two?

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Yeah Botfly. RLP is definitely tongue placed in cheek over this stuff, though he's no commie bastard either. Not averse to a bit of killing and burying the evidence, but no Stalin.

Should be pointed out this guy in the article is a Tory defector.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

History repeating itself really eh?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well it's no more than we deserve really is it? ;-)

 

[One Thousand Words]

It seems God isn't a fan of Brazil's current 4-4-2 formation either

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Cool picture OTW.

Are all the Brazilian footballers gay? That'll be it.

 

[One Thousand Words]

The lack of Christian names probably made Him mad.

 

[Raasyvibe]

lol, maybe he should build a massive ark for all the straight people.

 

[One Thousand Words]

The navy will tell you that women and seamen don't mix

 

[Shambles]

Mmm... y'mean a Sex Ark, Raas? That'd be kinda kewl. Although all that mass (straight) shagging in the pitch black bowels of a Biblical ark could lead to accidental bumsex so best to have a few floats and stuff for emergencies.

 

[RLP]

It's not just the floods these faggots are responsible for.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I also blame them for shoes and no socks

 

[bogman]

reminds me of a few years back when i was in my local having a few pints, 2 fucking old dick heads were blaming the very cold winter on the "foreigners". all them russians n polish were the cause of the snow n sub zero temps.

they told me to fuck off when i asked them should it not be sunny n warm as they were giving out about all the Africans 10 minutes before.

 

[maxalfie]

So all the money spent on researching global warming etc has been a huge waste of money. If only we had known it was the fault of gay people from the start.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'm betting all those lights at the steel mil don'y run on solar

 

[Shambles]

On the plus side, I hear them queers are carbon neutral so are perfectly acceptable to burn as winter fuel. You do have to have a gay-friendly chimney though. Fnarr.