game: Create a horrible new "reality" show

[Pander Bear]

My best idea so far is either:

America's next top Hobo

-or-

tickle factor

 

[delta_9]

how about "threads that belong in the loungue but instead are created in film & television.......and by a mod no less".

I'd watch it if only I could find some material for the first episode.....wait........atlas?......is that you?......OH THANK GOD!

 

[Pander Bear]

I'm not sure many people would watch that. But nice for a first try.

 

[delta_9]

and I suppose "america's next top hobo" is more appealing? I refuse to watch anything with the words "america's next" in the title

 

[L2R]

"who wants to be a prostitute?"


come on. it's what reality tv shows have always been about.

 

[Pander Bear]

American Figurehead: watch white men in red ties compete by eating shit sandwiches and artfully avoiding any kind of commitment. Allow a media giant to help you decide who to vote off. Grand prize: a four year paid internship as president.

 

[xcidium]

Dancing with the Losers.

Fat people, dancing.
How entertaing.

 

[mariacallas]

lol I got this from Stepford Wives......how about a real version of P"YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!" where married couples go to a deserted island and shack up with professional prostitutes and porn stars before deciding who will stay in the marriage, or who can do better! hahahahha

 

[Belisarius]

Capital thread topic. :D

"So You Wanna Be a Gangster?" Take a rich white guy and put him in the ghetto, and take a poor black from said ghetto and put him in the white guy's life. Trading Places for realz!! LOL!!!11ONE

 

[youarewhatyouis]

^^ I like that idea. The scary part is, that as this thread recieves more replies, the chance that one of these ideas will one day materialize, grows. One day some TV exec will "steal" one of these ideas.


-Take those people who are contestants on that new show thats coming out this summer on ABC. ("The Imposter") Then let the winning impersonators run wild in the streets of L.A. The purpose of this would be to see how much shit they can get away with because of their pseudo celebrity status

-as a spinoff on that horrible White Rapper Show..... hire the best people in the music industry to promote a really bad/funny white rapper. It would be like The Truman Show, but with wiggers!

 

[xena]

reality shows are getting so BAD and far-fetched now, i just know that some tv exectutive is going to come accross this thread and turn some of these ideas into real shows.

 

[xcidium]

Who want's to be an Organ recipient?


Damn, to late. It's already a show.

 

[L2R]

the last quadraplegic standing - a wheelchair based dating show

are you sam? - a quiz show for the mentally challenged.

celebrity are you sam? - the celebrity version

 

[L2R]

does the bunny die? - a poor starving family get to choose between a live rabbit to kill and eat or a mystery box!

 

[L2R]

wheel of fortune: guantanamo bay- detainees spin a giant wheel to choose their "enhanced interrogation" method

 

[L2R]

who wants to stay alive? - an emo themed suicide show where one contestant, the winner, gets to really kill themselves on tv

 

[alasdairm]

i think a rate my poo tv show could work. either that or a show where people try to identify a secret guest (perhaps their partner or a famous celebrity) from only their poo.



alasdair

 

[His Name Is Frank]

Big Bad Bully: Have schools from around the US vote for the worst bully in their school. Each season,take one from each state and stick them in the worst living situations for nine months(prison,Bagdad,etc)and let them see what nine months of the worst of humanity giving them hell is truely like.

 

[thujone]

25 to life: you have 50 kilos of every illicit substance and the cops are hot on your trail, find a buyer or find yourself behind bars! and I don't mean the ones they serve martinis at either

 

[egor]

Who wants to be a cannibal
I think it is pretty self explanatory