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Funniest thing you recall having done on any particular drug.

Back in my college days.. a bunch of us took mescaline, popped clonazepam pills, and smoked ALOT of weed... then one of the guys started wondering where his gf had gone, we left the house looking for her, and of course she was there with us, looking for herself....
Another story (that is absolutely stupid, of course in my early teen age) was trying to get high by popping MANY amytripteline pills... lucky i didnt die..
 
Hey dad leme ride down street to friends house on my board. Call recieved:never after 12am. Message recirved. Social anxiety on loads og etiz, throw phone at dad. Apolologize, anxiety order.

I was mad I ate shit 3 times in less than a block. More etiz.
 
When I was smoking weed constantly for a few years I arranged to go to Amsterdam with my mates but had problems with my bank card and I didn't get around to arranging the flights till the day before i'm flying out. My bank account is maxed out till I get payed so I had to pay for the ticket by dipping in to my savings account which means I had to pay by cash. So I drove to the airport and bought a ticket... unfortunately when I got to the airport I managed to leave the keys in the ignition and lock the car door. So I have to pay for a ticket to Amsterdam in Cash and then ask the woman at the desk for a coat hanger to try and open my car door. She must of thought 'bloody stoners'.
 
I don't recall doing it but I found my kool aid flavor packets in the refrigerator cheese drawer after I thought they had been lost (for months).

I must have been pretty high.
 
I have so many stories, but I will say this one... I was eighteen and robotripping with my friend (yeah stupid). Anyways I was high as fuck and acting retarded.... we were at a playground and the house near the park had three shadows... it looked like the three little pigs. I was like, "Oh shit, it's the motherfucking three little pigs! Don't act like I can't see you." Then I started acting like the big bad wolf. I then realized it was wood making the shadows on the house, and my friend and I started dying of laughter. Yeah I don't even know.
 
Robotripping is only stupid if you take stuff with CPM. I personally love dxm, thanks for the idea of using it again sometime soon.
 
SirTophamHat said:
Robotripping is only stupid if you take stuff with CPM. I personally love dxm, thanks for the idea of using it again sometime soon.
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It was pure dxm... the robitussin brand cough and flu.. I just said it was dumb because there are so many better drugs out there lol. However, my robotrip stories are always funny. One time my brother, sis, and I robotripped and we danced like that crab dude from futurama in the kitchen. Then as my brother and sis pretended to be finn and jake from adventure time... I played black ops and went on a killing spree. I was playing the best I ever did and was so focused. Got the highest kill streak and everyone was surprised I was a girl when I talked on the mic saying how I was tripping balls lol

Reminds me of my dxm trip report.. oh god... I am ridiculous on that stuff, but always comical
We are robowalking through the city but we feel like we are going at full speed. My friend goes I want pizza lol and we decide to go to this pizza place because she has the munchies. We walk there and she's yelling is it just me or is adam lavigne (maroon 5 dude) hot?!?! And I'm like yes he is!!! Then she screams I want his cock!! And I cracked up because this lady was like wtf and I'm thinking damn she's fuckin out of it... More than me. So we walk to the pizza shop and we're singing super bass by nicki minaj and then dancing on a street corner. These young guys in their cars are checking us out and some are beeping their horns but we just end up walking again. We finally make it to the pizza shop and we are tripping...more like intoxicated and are looking at sodas. I knock over a pizza pan cause it was sticking out and the guy gives me a weird look and I'm like uhhh sorry but it was sticking out... So we order one slice of pizza and buy a sprite. We are sitting there for what seems like forever and we're like wait did we order the pizza? We ordered the pizza right? And my friends like yeah I ordered a slice and we sit there just trippin out wondering what was going on? Finally after awhile of waiting or what seemed like forever we got the piece of pizza in a bag. We end up leaving and as we're walking we are like what just happened? Did we order pizza? I'm like yeah we did.... My friend then texts her guy saying we are tripping but he never texts back and she's like what the hell.
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my pals and I were at a drive in, me and 1 friend in my rig and 2 in the other rig, we parked between the poles so we could park close to each other to pass the bong, I was on the right with the old school speaker in the right window, buddy on the left speaker in driver window. We had a good buzz going, so imagine a couple of stoners, I yelled PIZZZA!!!! My buddy repeated it, yelled PIZZA!!! and started his truck put it in gear and took off all in one motion, you know bright idea I'm off!! He got about 5 feet. LOL 1 problem, he forgot to take the speaker out first, as soon as he moved it shattered his window, and jerked to pole out of the ground made a hell of a noise, glass everywhere in the middle of the movie LOL We hurt ourselves laughing :)
 
serotonin-system said:
Stirred a cup of coffee with my cock for my wife's hot friend while stoned.
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Reminds me of a co-worker who hated his supervisor (for good reason, the guy was an asshole). One day the supervisor asked him to get him a cup of coffee. He does, and stands there for a second to watch the supervisor drink it and yell "WTF, this coffee is lukewarm!!" To which he replied "well I didn't want to burn myself stirring it with my cock first." That got reported to the big boss but he denied all and they couldn't do anything to him!
 
my friends and i (all 3 of us heavy heroin users. nasal, not needle) bought a bun each andwere doing them on the way back home (not smart). together we had about 12 empty dope bags that were torn up (to get every little scrap left from the bag)

while passing a local college, they were playing cornhole near the street and they were throwing a little rubber ducky while chanting "chuck a duck! chuck a duck!"

so while driving my friend and i (both were passengers on the passenger side of the vehicle) leaned out the window and i shouted "chuck a duck?!?!?! chuck a dope bag, nigga!" as my friend threw the handful of empty bags into some guys face.

it was funny at the time...
 
idk if this is sad or funny but it's kinda funny to me. i passed out drunk and stoned at my friend's apartment and all of the sudden he woke me up and asked me why the fuck i was smoking a cigarette inside the apartment. i lit it in my sleep!
 
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