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Funniest thing you recall having done on any particular drug.

I was told a story a few weeks ago about me and for the life of me I couldn't remember doing it until finally it hit me several days later. I was in high school at the time and that's when I started getting into shooting and sniffing morphine and oxycodone. Well, one day before school I remember shooting like 60-80mgs of oxy and had a low tolerance to opiates, I was really fucked up and nodding hard. Well, the girl telling me the story said that I was extremely out of it and some heavy, unattractive girl was jacking me off in the school gym during an assembly. I was also told that the girl telling the story was sitting right next to me, I guess she says that my dick was just hanging right out for anyone who looked to see and I didn't seem to mind it being out at all lol. She says she finally put a sweatshirt over my dick to try to keep me from getting caught. I thought about it for a long time and now I finally remember, it's still really blurry and I only remember a short amount of it and it took me even longer to remember who in the hell the girl was. All in all, I found this pretty funny but awkward too because the girl who told me is good friends with my girlfriend and she told me this right in front of her, I was embarrassed that I got so sloppy and careless from the oxy and embarrassed that my girlfriend had to hear that not so positive tale that made me sound like a bit of a perv IMO.
 
Fell asleep at the wheel while high on EPH and temazepam. Car jumped the median and ended up on the opposing lane but at 4am there was no traffic so got off easy. What's funny about it is that I did not realize I was on the wrong lane and kept driving -albeit with a slight feeling of impending doom- until oncoming traffic in the distance tipped me off and I performed the quickest U-turn in I-29 history no doubt about that.
 
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Back in the glory days of 2002. Living with two roommates. Got stupid everyday. One time my bud and I were drunk, stoned, and I was a huge fan of the old school (ephedra filled) ripped fuel. Put them all together and what do you get?


4:30am trip to Denny's, dragging your not-so-willing friend along. End up having a lengthy conversation on the phone with my other bud. Apparently I was saying all kinds of shit. Like how I loved him and just basically acting a fool as the seniors were coming in for breakfast. I was told later they were saying shit like 'is he gay' or 'are they both gay' (meaning the friend I dragged along to Denny's).


Anyway, convo on the phone ended up outside before the food came. I was out there for over 45mins, lol. Went back in, scarfed down my food and went to pay. One problem. No wallet, lol.


So I run home, this is only 5mins away. Got there, I swear it was only a couple mins, I hit the bong and did some shots and grabbed my wallet. Drove back to Denny's. I get there, my friend is outside with the waitress and cook, laughing his ass off as I pulled up. The hatchback was open on my Camaro, who knows when/how that happened as I never noticed. I had been gone over an hour.


I pay, we leave, I'm driving 70 in a 45. We get close to the turn home, a car passes me, well I see this as an open challenge. I pull into this old folks mobile community. Mind you this is by now 7am. I take a quick U-y right in this persons yard. I mean the grass was flying, lol.


Chase down the car, by now doing 80. With my goal accomplished, we head home and watch Scarface and chill with more bong hits. Luckily (miraculously) no one caught my license plate.


Ahhhh, 2002, good times indeed!
 
Was blasted on Xanax and 211 awhile back, and decided to dye every towel in the house purple...another time, a friend of mine was talking about how she needed her hair cut; since we were both wasted, she agreed to let me trim it. Needless to say, things didn't turn out very well.
 
Illyria99 said:
Was blasted on Xanax and 211 awhile back, and decided to dye every towel in the house purple...another time, a friend of mine was talking about how she needed her hair cut; since we were both wasted, she agreed to let me trim it. Needless to say, things didn't turn out very well.
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Ahhhhhh, me and my boy did that.. First day of summer in 11th grade.. We were pretty goddamn drunk and quite high.. I ended up giving him the biggest bald spot I had ever seen (I took the blade off to get the hair out.. Then forgot), and he cut my sideburns 100% off. We looked mad fucking stupid considering we had long hair, or skater hair if you will since 6th grade. Haven't grown it back even remotely since, I likes my taperfades. I did end up getting a EDIT: What in the fuck was I going to say.. I ended the post like that o0
 
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Breaking into empty homes with a bunch of friends and painting our hallucinations on the wall on acid. We were all in the art department and made it a weekly event, which was funny at the time... But, I'm sure looking back ... someone had to clean it up... So naive, so young... Wouldn't take it back though. :)
 
I've got alot, so here's another...for some reason when I'm high I LOVE colours; one night when my parents were sleep, I used food colouring to dye the milk green, the mayo red, and a bowl of mashed potatoes orange...I thought it was pretty but the next morning my mother was freaked out.

I still don't understand why everyone made such a big deal about it.
 
Illyria99 said:
I've got alot, so here's another...for some reason when I'm high I LOVE colours; one night when my parents were sleep, I used food colouring to dye the milk green, the mayo red, and a bowl of mashed potatoes orange...I thought it was pretty but the next morning my mother was freaked out.

I still don't understand why everyone made such a big deal about it.
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If I dye myself green will you like me?
@Smoky that's fucking rad :D I rly hope it was glow in the dark, because that would 110% blow my mind in the greatest way imaginable.
 
ykm420 said:
If I dye myself green will you like me?
@Smoky that's fucking rad :D I rly hope it was glow in the dark, because that would 110% blow my mind in the greatest way imaginable.
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It must of been unless it was the moon shining through the window. Some of those paintings are so vivid … even today. I think a funnier one was when we made my vw bug into a turkey for thanksgiving.. with paint. lol. and drove it on freeway for few hours.
 
Illyria99 said:
I've got alot, so here's another...for some reason when I'm high I LOVE colours; one night when my parents were sleep, I used food colouring to dye the milk green, the mayo red, and a bowl of mashed potatoes orange...I thought it was pretty but the next morning my mother was freaked out.

I still don't understand why everyone made such a big deal about it.
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Totally awesome, very creative!
 
took ambien once and woke up in front of a cold fridge and was apparently wrestling with a pan of leftover lasagna, yogurt and chocolate cake.

Was supposed to sing at a chorus concert at graduation at 15 and was so drunk I fell off a platform and it was my freshman year.

Was tripping balls walking down the two yellow lines and the cops came up and tried climbing on their hood like one of those women in 80's hair band commercials.

Stole 2 oz of cocaine from a Chinese coke dealer that ripped me off right in front of his face when I was manic and high on PCP and I climbed out the window jumped off of a porch roof and sang "We are the champions!" and flipped him off and booked it...
 
Was at a Grateful Dead concert during mardi gras... And had taken shrooms. Got a bit freaked out (wonder why... dead show+mardi gras = lots to tweak a brain) and my friend thought it would be a good idea to walk me around the lobby of the venue. I saw an enormous fat man with his shirt off and a face painted on his stomach where his huge belly button was the mouth.

I wasnt the the same for the remainder of the night lol. I literally ran into the bathroom and hid in a stall.

totally weird
 
I was stoned and brushing my teeth while my brother was in the shower and he asked for the toothpaste so I stuck the tube in my butt cheeks and opened the shower curtain to "hand" it to him. He was fucking furious which made it funnier (to me)
 
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Stole 2 oz of cocaine from a Chinese coke dealer that ripped me off right in front of his face when I was manic and high on PCP and I climbed out the window jumped off of a porch roof and sang "We are the champions!" and flipped him off and booked it...
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HA! That's awesome, nothing came of that? If he ripped you off, I'd say he amply deserved it. I'd have shot the entire 2 OZ's. Or maybe one, got money for the other, iuno.
 
Quite boring to be honest, was smoking some cannabinoids and next thing I knew I woke up on the floor in the house, fell asleep and woke up and another floor (in another room lol).
 
One of the strangest times was after I took a shitload of Ambien....everything in my room became alive, like my cd player had eyes and looked like it was singing along to the music. That was REALLY unpleasant.
 
Wasnt me but listening to a tool ass poser wanna be raver cat tryna tell me liquid g was a new drug an not ghb while I was rollin/ripped!
Worst sun burn Ive seen in my life.
Our tent neighbors then sold them some MxE as ketamine
 
Trying to have sex (spectacularly unsuccessfully) with a poster of a fairy woman on my wall - I later found myself coming round with my head in the refrigerator, on my knees, marvelling at this strange new world...

I'm sure there will be more examples in my memory banks!

The joy of shrooms! How people can order pizza on shrooms/navigate the outside world I'll never know as I fairly rapidly lose the ability to think human, nevermind speak English or understand what anything is!
 
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