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Funniest Thing You Have Seen Posted By Another Bluelighter

Someone once said, in reference to suboxone that "those orange pills are gay as fuck!". Or at least that the gist of it, I tried to find the exact quote, it had me laughing like crazy.
 
So many but honestly the time StayFaded posted about doing heroin once for the first time and being done for good. I called that things probably wouldn't go that way I mean most people are good with heroin alone right? Not to mention previous opi use/poly drug use. Oh well, its always the know it all "I know its once and never again." sort that end up either using for some period or just running down the drain. Oh well I guess we all delude ourselves though....

Kinda mean but I can't help but laugh at those who are so sure of something that they can never nor should ever be sure about.....but hey, your stronger than the 43 trillion of those who came before you eh?;)
 
DooMMooD said:
Paraphrasing a billion people:

"Its not a big deal. I dont even like heroin that much, and dont have a steady connect, so i dont have to worry if i keep doing it. How could I get addicted to something I dont like? I only shoot up once every couple days."
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these aren't funny. it's no fun to watch someone's life be sucked into the barrel of a needle:\
 
"Has anyone seen the episode of star trek voyager - called scientific method? There are invisible aliens conducting experiments on the crew.
I think they eventually get rid of them by flying the ship close to a pulsar.
Would it be possible to get rid of the shadow people by doing this?"
 
It was the funniest post I've ever read, but I can't really share the whole thing because a fellow mod thought it too offensive and unapproved it, but... it was about being a kid, and there being a toolshed where his grandfather would take him and perform "magic tricks."

I can't share the whole thing, but I actually laughed out loud -- hard.
 
Im sure I would remember if I UA'd something like that haha. But I cant help to think that I managed to read that post before its UA. Nonetheless, its hilariously fucked up hah.
 
Help?!?! said:
So many but honestly the time StayFaded posted about doing heroin once for the first time and being done for good. I called that things probably wouldn't go that way I mean most people are good with heroin alone right? Not to mention previous opi use/poly drug use. Oh well, its always the know it all "I know its once and never again." sort that end up either using for some period or just running down the drain. Oh well I guess we all delude ourselves though....

Kinda mean but I can't help but laugh at those who are so sure of something that they can never nor should ever be sure about.....but hey, your stronger than the 43 trillion of those who came before you eh?;)
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That's not "kinda mean" -- that's the biggest dickheaded thing I've ever seen posted on Bluelight, especially calling her out by name. It's not funny at all, either. Sorry dude, but that's the last thing to call "funny". Congratulations for calling her out and saying "I told you so"? Do you want a medal? Everyone has good intentions to control their use of opiates and most of the time shit doesn't end up the way people plan. Have you kept your word every single time you said you wouldn't use such and such? I just don't think that your idea of funny is FUNNY at all.
 
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