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I mean no harm but this is hilarious:

I JUST TOOK A BUNCH OF METHADONE ANd OXY AND A LITTLE XANAX BUT I DNT FEEL NUTTIN WILL I BE OK IF I SNORT A BUNCH OF H?????? WILL IT KILL ME???? I ALSO HAVE SOME ROBOTUSSIN SHOULD I DO THAT INSTEAD I AM ON ANTI DEPRESSANTS THANKXS LET ME KNOW K BYE

OH I JUST DID TAKE BOTH THOUGH WILL I DIE??? I'LL CALL 911 IF U THINK I SHOULD I ALSO HAD LIKE 60 SHOTS WAT IF I TAK EMORE XANAX TO CLAM MY HEART DOWN WILL that bve BeTTER FOR ME?? PLZ REPLY!! MY FACE IS ITCHY IS THAT A BAD SIGN?? IM A BABY

my DAD SAID ILL BE FINE AS LONG AS I DRINK WATER WITH LEMON JUICE IS HE RIGHT???
 
Verso had this funny, sarcastic post in a thread that was debating if responsible drug use is possible or not.

verso said:
No. It's impossible to use opiates responsibly; addiction occurs 100% of the time and in 100% of users regardless of age, sex, genetic makeup, education, environment, self-control, route of administration, any other and all factors entirely. It only takes one dose, just one dose, that very first dose, and you're hooked, hopelessly addicted, living out of your car and performing sexual favors for drugs.

In fact, I once knew a bright young girl from a well-known, upstanding family... a young girl whose future looked promising, that is, until I witnessed her at a party taking percocet without a doctor's prescription. It was her first time taking an opiate, I later learned, and, well, when I ran back into her later that night just two hours later... it was in the hallway to my apartment building servicing not one, not two, but twenty-six gentleman all at the same time. She had a cock in her kisser, two in her ears, and tears streaming down her face. I asked her, "Sweetheart, what are you doing? What has happened to you?" And she unfeelingly replied, "I should have never taken that percocet..."

Addiction 100% of the time. No exceptions.
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shimazu said:
I forget who it was and what thread even but somehow we were talking about Food Network and the Guy Fieri guy, and the person was like "on his new show, Diners, Drive-Ins, and Open Air Markets"

and now every time I see that guys face I chuckle
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L M F A O

That was epic.

Btw I watch that show all the time, good food!
 
"Just say no to drugs "DEMONS" Original Version

I know all their dirty little secrets,
come take a walk and talk with me step out of denial and maybe then you'll be able to see this,
just say no to drugs,
so you won't owe those thugs,
when they come flying up to you,
like :
" I''ve got some drugs that’ll mess you up I'm not lying its true",
just say no to ecstasy,
if you don't you'll be stuck looking confused
thinking :
"why am I so horny?
there's just this corny ugly whiteboy standing next to me ?",
just say no to weed,
because itll lead ,
to other drugs,
If you're a son of an addict you know what I mean you won't wanna even give your own mother hugs,
just say no to cocaine,
if you don't trust me you'll end up sniffing the whole damn thang,,
you'll even leave your friend who doesn’t do coke hanging and,
claiming that you're busy and the whole shebang –and,
just say no to crack.
or else you'll have no choice you'll definitely be coming back,
just say no to crystal meth,
or it'll be the biggest pistol you would've ever met,
see! Melanie you should've listened to Heather than,
to have shot up some heroin,
now for the rest of your life you'll be stuck doing that or methadone,
your best bet would've been just to have left it alone,
just say no to angel dust,
if you don't you'll be so paranoid you'll be trying to stop that plain from making a flame out of that bus,
just say no to drugs,
and don't hold those thugs,
when they come crying to you,
like:
“i lied to you I've got an addiction thatll never be over flying and through,
just say no to drugs don't try it not even once,
that way you won't have to worry about dying over bumps,
just say no to drugs don't sniff. snort. smoke. or even inject,
because if you do you'll be thinking you're cool getting involve in bisexuality. beastiality.and gven incest,
Ewwww!
listen to me when I warn ya,
or else you'll be stuck living on that very same corner,
begging passersby like:
"hay buddy got a quarter ? "


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If you don't want to post this thread that's fine - I'm out numbered here
(and in life too) but anyways.

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