Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

[euphoria]

Fell asleep with food in hand and all over my bed with the lights on and my clothes on. I was too lazy to even turn off the TV.

wait. . . this happens a lot. . .

 

[alostlittlebird]

Once, after a happy night of smoking ourselves retarded, my friend and I decided to call it a night. He fell asleep pretty fast, and I just lay in bed with all kinds of entertaining thoughts running through my head keeping me awake. Had to something to get out the energy.

I went to the couch where my friend was totally zonked, and started stacking shit on top of his head. Several pairs of shoes, pillows, magazines, anything I could find that would even remotely stay balanced on his skull. I got shit stacked like four feet high until something fell over and he woke up. I shot behind the couch so he would have no clue what had happened, but I kept giggling like a godamn spongebob and gave myself away. That was a great night.

 

[Brown Acid]

Told the cat to change the TV channel.

I got really pissed off when it looked bemused at me.

I've sat on my ass and decided to try and train my dog right then and there to do shit for me. Of course it just thought I was waving invisible food in it's face.

 

[Living_life]

Was in the bedroom with a slice of pizza but it was cold/half frozen and couldnt me bothered going to the kitchen to heat it up in the microwave so just put it on the dirty electric heater next to the bed until it thawed and ate it.