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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

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PhorIndicator

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Ok, this is the laziest thing i have ever done. I was stoned out my mind on some really good KB and was watching TV in a LA-Z-boy recliner with my girlfriend and had just finished eating reeses peanut butter cups and chocolate Milk.

I was so lazy I couldn't move. But i had to spit because I had a semi-bad taste in my mouth. But i was too lazy to go to the bathroom. I was also too lazy to turn my head and spit in the floor. SO i just spit on myself and continued watching tv.
 
Fell asleep on my kitchen floor after eating a whole jar of nutella

most of it was still caked in my mouth when i woke up

:P
 
Used my feet to play N64 because I couldn't be arsed to move. Fortunately I'm pretty adept at it.

Also, I fucking love those peanut butter cups.
 
One time after smoking a quart of hyge me and a few friends resorted to demolishing a 3kg block of cheese when there was perfectly good food in the kitchen 3 metres away.
 
^^^^ Destroying a block of cheese ... sounds quite fun :) . The funniest and i guess also the dumbest thing ive ever done stoned is run into a mcdonalds *with my pants off* and slide across the counter. I saw it on TV and figured it would be fun... so what the hell i did it. Then i ran back out to my friends car and we took off... It was fun... although i would not recommend doing that... They may have cameras cuz some mcdonalds do... luckily the one i went to didnt. :)
 
funniest? have a conversation with a garden light. i just imagined he was talking, it was therapeutic

laziest? i spit on the floor occasionally when i couldn't be bothered moving. never on myself though. umm eating cookie dough without cutting it, i just kinda bit it out. i always leave my lights on cos i could never be bothered getting up and turning them off, fucks up your sleep

i haven't smoked for a little while though, makes me miss those days
 
Damn... im never so lazy that i wont turn off the light so i can get some sleep... thats pretty damn lazy dude :D ... and this has nothing to do with the topic ... but why are all the smileys changin colors...? were they like that before? cuz if they were i dont remember that.
 
:| are you serious? damn... thats fuckin bad... 8o 8( ... well.... ya my computer screen is shakin alot 2... crazy shit man... crazy shit.... i need sleep... and lots of it... but i cant :( .
 
I've seen 2 friends of mine make out with random things before, one was the blinds on the window the other with his coat
 
i was baked once and threw the TV remove at the TV to try and hit the power button... then i realized what i had thrown and felt like a moron
 
i was baked once and threw the TV remote at the TV to try and hit the power button... then i realized what i had thrown and felt like a moron
 
one time i was coming off powder... and went to post on a thread about being lazy... misspelled somthing after i hit submit reply.. so i hit stop and retyped it.. hit submit reply again.. and then realized that i had submited 2 replys... then i felt like a moron
 
Ate a couple hash cookies that I had made before I was due to my brothers wedding. Literally couldnt move! the only thing I could do was breathe - Sat on the couch watching the wallpaper as I was too lazy to pick up the remote and press ON button. People knocking on the door, and I couldnt be assed moving off the couch let alone shout out to them. the only time I moved was to grab a beer from the fridge cos my throat started to "stick" from de-hydration and started to choke... Haha it was better than a hit of H.
 
I was sitting in a chair with my pipe and lighter in my hand, watching some horrible TV show from the 70's, so hungry I wanted to scream, with the worst piss cramp of all time and so thirsty I could drink a lake. The remote was two feet away from me, the fridge about ten feet away, and the bathroom another ten feet from me. I sat there for two hours thinking about how much I wanted to get up, eat and that if I didn't I might piss my pants. The only thing I did do was smoke more pot and look at the remote on the floor. I don't know why I didn't just get up.8(
 
i asked my friend sitting next to me to light the bong and pull the slide out for me because i couldn't (be bothered to) lift my arms to do it. i've actually done that a lot. like, all the time, when i used to be able to smoke. i also made my friend drive herself home in my car once.
 
...got the pizza guy to deliver *just* the ice creams

...got a taxi driver to go to the servo and buy us some cigarettes, paid $30 for one packet!
 
I had a tv which didnt have a remote control and it was right across the other side of the room, it was one that had push button and little tiny corrugated knobs on for volume etc - so I got several chopsticks, biro pens with the middles removed and cellotaped this 5 foot long stick of chopsticks and bic biros so that I could reach across the room and change channel and volume without getting up.

Pure SLUG!
 
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