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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

I've peed in a gatorade bottle because I'm too lazy to go down the hall to the bathroom. Left it there for a few days too, just put the cap back on and kept using it till it was almost full. Left it like that some more until my gf finally bitched at me enough to get me to dump it.

Back in the day I'd get other people to milk the bong for me cause I'd get too stoned to coordinate myself enough. I'm sure there's tons more I just can't remember...
 
Oh, you mean like those Maggi noodles that taste like plastic? Or the Fantastic ones that actually have flavour? (which is really MSG, but hey)

Always wondered what that word meant.
 
Raw Evil said:
wtf is ramen? Sounds rank (ie. bad).
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Maruchan Ramen Noodles. Sheesh, what kind of stoner are you. I thought everybody knew what ramen noodles are. Unless your from a differnt country or something. Chicken is the best, so what if its all salt and MSG, im young, I dont have a heart condition.
 
Funniest thing, as far as rolling around on the floor unable to breathe from laughing goes, was at my gf's brother's place awhile back.

We'd had a few beers, but were mostly really really stoned. We booted up The Getaway on PS2 and played it til it crashed on a cutscene. The music and the woman's voice ('must have caught it in the crossfire....what the fuck bitch?') made us piss ourselves laughing, for maybe ten minutes, before her brother decided to record it.

We listened the next day.

It sounded shit.

Also recall being swung around my pants by aforementioned missus' brother, after he decided to test how much I really weigh. And the hilarious (and morally bereft) failed attempts at turning me into a small black child using boot polish.

Oh dear.
 
So many!!!! But 3 weekends ago on a weekend bender with Steve Elektro I broke my foot and didnt realise till monday!:) I'm still on crutchers.......
 
one of the funniest things was one time me and 2 of my friends were tripping our balls off from dxm and we walked to rhodes because none of us were able to drive and we seriosuly sat at rhodes for 6 hours and we were soooo fucked up and i kept saying to everyone i look like a fucking crackwhore do i look like a crackwhore?? and we went to this one dude's house and they asked us if we wanted some of that jack daniels down home punch shit and we were like 'OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DRINK ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK US DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKED UP WE ALREADY ARE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT US TO DRINK UNLESS YOU WERE GONNA FUCK US..TAKE US BACK TO RHODES RIGHT FUCKIN NOW'..it wasnt even anything liek that we were just trippin our asses off and just being too dramatic but it was still funny haha
 
ordered delivery from a sandwhich shop 2 blocks down the street .... the dude rode his skateboard to deliver it
 
I use to always make people do things for me, once we got pizza and my friends stole the crushed red pepper and the parmesian chesse from the store because they didn't want to mess around with the little packets. They brought home the pizza and put it on the bed and sat the cheese and pepper like three feet away from me. I was sitting on the bed by the window (which was open) and there were some people outside, I called out to my friend "Hey, your moms on the phone, come here" and he came in and I made him hand me the cheese, he was pissed but I was happy. I use to make someone do things for me all the time if I was feeling to lazy to.

Whenever I get stoned I always cook, I get so hungry. One time we decided to make hashbrowns, buiscuts and gravy, and eggs. Everything we had was in huge packages because one of the roomates worked at a bulk food warehouse and got the food there, we were too lazy/f-d up that we decided to make the whole packages. Anyway, I don't know what went wrong but nothing turned out like it was suppose to, the gravy was the only thing that looked right but when we tasted it, it went from looking like a liquid to powder in your mouth, it was really weird. We gave up and went to McDonalds...

Every year we have "FreeFest" which is a anti-drug/alcohol rally thing, you get free shirts and food and stuff. Well we thought it would be a good idea to go to FreeFest super stoned. Me and two of my friends smoked a bunch of weed at like 3 (FreeFest started at 4) and then FORGOT to go to FreeFest, at like 7:30 we realized we forgot to go so we got in the car and drove across town because we really wanted our free shirts. We got there and everything was packed up, we asked one guy if he had shirts in the box and he said yea so me and my friend made him give us 4 of them. Then we went to the craft store to buy a bunch of fabric paint and things because we thought it would be a good idea to make our origionally "anti-drug" shirts into "pro-drug" shirts. We spent all night putting lists of all of our drugs all over the shirts. Then I ended up falling asleep on the kitchen counter that night because I couldn't figure out how to make the recliner recline.
 
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I suppose the laziest thing ive ever done stoned was when I ordered a taxi to take me 5minutes up the road to the shop to buy some doritos

The funniest thing ive ever done stoned was when we decided to play a joke on me mate who lives across the road from me,we rang 3 chinese takeaways and ordered like 30euros worth of food each,rang Dominos and ordered a shitload,rang Four Star Pizza and ordered loads then we rang a few local takeaways and ordered loads as well it was fuking hilarouis seeing about 10people outside his house with bags of food all arguing and me mate trying to explain to his parents wat was happening
 
powdakillah said:
The stupidest thing Ive ever done was lose control of my legs, while eating pot cookies. I mean really really lose control, where I sat there for about two hours, in the dark, alone in my house until my brother came home to me freaking out. He proceeded to grab my legs and throw them off the couch and they were fine. For that two hours I couldn't get them to move, although to this day my bro still thinks I'm half retarded.
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I've done this before, we were having a party and had a huge circle, well we were done smoking so everyone slowly got up and went to another room, I really wanted to get up but couldn't. I sat there for what seemed like at least 30 minutes staring at my feet which wouldn't move, I was putting all my concintration into making my feet moved and they wouldn't, finally one started to move a little bit but the other one was still dead. After a while the only two people in the room were me and Don, Don said "come up here on the couch I need to talk to you" and I looked at him and was like "I can't, my feet are dead!" He's like "what, yea you can just come over here and sit down" and I said "No, my feet are dead, they don't move!" Half of me was wanting to cry because I thought I was paralyzed and the other half was laughing because it was so funny. Don was laughing hysterically at me. I spent a good 5-10 minutes explaining to him that my feet are dead and I can't move. He stood up to come sit by me to talk and knocked over a beer. The house we lived it was on a severe slant, if anyone ever spilled a drink (which happened a lot) it would roll to the middle of the house pretty quickly. So he starts yelling "I need a towel, I need a towel, you have to move, you have to move, I need a towel..." and all I could say is "I can't my feet are dead, its coming to get me Don, help! My feet are dead" So he runs to get a towel and comes back, I managed to use my arms to pull me to safety and he cleans it up then I yell "Don, they're ALIVE, MY FEET ARE ALIVE!" And he says "Oh sure, now they are alive." Oh it was grande!
 
o0WhatThePhuck0o said:
Every year we have "FreeFest" which is a anti-drug/alcohol rally thing, you get free shirts and food and stuff. Well we thought it would be a good idea to go to FreeFest super stoned. Me and two of my friends smoked a bunch of weed at like 3 (FreeFest started at 4) and then FORGOT to go to FreeFest...

...Then I ended up falling asleep on the kitchen counter that night because I couldn't figure out how to make the recliner recline.
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LMFAO... I nearly woke up my brother from laughing so loud while reading this...


And I've never seen "Maruchan Ramen Noodles" in Australia. There are a couple of other brands which sound exactly like what you're describing though - noodles, salt and MSG.
 
I had to share this story...last night, me and a couple old friends got together, we used to get stoned every day together so to keep with tradition we decided to smoke a little (ok, a lot!). We smoke for a while then decide to go get a blunt so we walk 3 blocks to the gas station, its like 2 AM but the place is packed, there were like 7 people behind us...

Me: Can I get a peach blunt?
Guy: Yea, that will be 52 cents.
Me: $1.98?
Guy: Its 52 cents mam
Me: $1.98?
Guy: No, 52 cents
Me: (starts counting out $1.98 in change because its all we have, then look up and say) Wait, its $1.98 right?
Guy: Its 52 cents
Me: (Look at my friend and she is busting up laughing, look back at the guy who is laughing his azz off and say "Its not $1.98?" Then turn around and look at the angry mob behind me.)
Guy: Its 52 cents, here, (grabs money out of the change jar) take your
blunt
Me: It wasn't $1.98?
Guy: No, it was 52 cents.
Me: o...ok

I was so upset with my friend for not stoping me, she claims she lost the ability to speak, I, on the other hand, lost the ability to think, yet still had the ability to speak, which is far worse than simply loosing your ability to speak.
 
hahaha

We had just smoked the enitre nite and decided to go to jack in the box. I ordered and just got my drink, there was a bunch of people waiting in line behind me to fill up their drinks. I was so fuckin high i couldnt put the the lid on the cup. i was nervous that they were getting mad at me, so i didnt want to turn around. i was trying really had but i kept getting the wrong sizes of lids, then i finally got the right size and dropped my drink. i was just like "mannn" and looked behind me and said "sorry", but there was nobody there. So i picked up the cup, refilled it and ran back to where my friends were sitting. Then i noticed the cup had a small leak. I ended up drinking it from there, but it had left a trail of coke from where i splatted my drink on the ground to my seat.
 
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I rarely smoke weed, but the last time I did, we measured my combined arm length and my height and then told an elaborate story about vegetables.
 
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