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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

A couple nights ago my boys and me, went to well, lets say get a bag. On the way back were smoking blunts and stopped to get some more wraps. My friend J gets out to go buy them walks off with the blunt in his hand at a very busy gas station. He walks inside still not realizing he still has the blunt. I run after him when I notice whats going on, and right as I come up to the door he sticks his arm out hands me the blunt. He said another customer pointed it out to him. So ya, hes a total moron.
 
ummm i was laying in a pool on one of those floating lounge typa things, at a mates place and i had uber munchies, so i yelled out to him in the house and made his g/f make me sandwhiches, wrap them sandwhiche bags and tie the end up then float them to me in the middle of the pool... ooooh those were the days.
 
Chronic_citizen said:
ummm i was laying in a pool on one of those floating lounge typa things, at a mates place and i had uber munchies, so i yelled out to him in the house and made his g/f make me sandwhiches, wrap them sandwhiche bags and tie the end up then float them to me in the middle of the pool... ooooh those were the days.
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WHAAAT!?!?! You are the man.
 
Just last night I got someone to bring over some pre mixed bourbon and cokes although i had a bottle of beam a few metres away. In my defence i was pretty stoned and just couldn't be bothered getting the bottle and then getting the coke and a glass etc. :)
 
We drove 1 1/2 hours to the beach to have a fire, walked down to the beach from the car, but realized we had to go get some paper from the car to help us light the fire. We walked back up to the car, realized how comfy it was in there and couldnt' be fucked taking the paper down to the beach. So we waited for our friend who was on the beach to come up wondering why we were talking to long, and drove back home, no fire.
Fun night but :)
 
i was too lazy/fucked up to buy a chaser for me alkyhol (i was in the woods), so i chewed on a piece of paper that was in my pocket. it served it's purpose well enough
 
Laziest...meh I dont ever really get THAT lazy when im stoned. If my munchies are bad, I eat, I don't just sit there.

Funniest? Oh god most of my funniest moments WHILE high are really stupid, like a well placed "HOLY GOD IM STONED" after smoking for hours from a hookah.

I think it might have to go to the time I was really blazed after a blunt and two bowls with a friend of mine. We go into steak and shake, and when the waiter comes to take our order. He looks to me, and out of courtesy I go to my friend "Go ahead", I guess it through him off cus he starts ordering..then starts laughing, and CAN'T STOP for like 45 seconds. So the waiter smiles and goes "need more time?" and I'm like "shit, I know what I want" Order fine, and then my friend orders fine.

The other time was just my friend's line. I was in the tail end of a hippy flip, my first time on E, and I smoke like 3 bowls with him. We decide to go grab some stuff from a gas station up the street, as we're walking out, he goes "You drive, I'm too high" when I had smoked just as much as him plus done e and shrooms.
 
ask one of my friends to hold the joint/pipe/bong and light it up for me cause im too lazy to lift my arms.

if they do it for you, than you know you got some good friends :)
 
haha I do that too.
I get them to hold it to my mouth while I smoke it then pull it away.
 
Oh yeah.. you can post just funny things here too.

My girlfriend and I were in Steak & Shake and we nervously watched this girl behind the counter who looked dodgy and glanced at us and grabbed a phone and actually ducked behind the counter. We thought she could tell we were stoned (anyone could) and that she was calling the cops on us. Everything seemed to fall into place...our laughter plus the possible smell on us could've been disturbing the other customers, and someone could've complained... Part of me wanted to forget the food and make a run for it, but since we'd already ordered food, that wasn't a good option either! (Oh, stoned dilemmas.) So we sat uncomfortably and couldn't relax until we heard that same girl start flirting with one of her coworkers. She was a real ditz, too, so it dissolved our fears.

I later found out that my girlfriend was originally just being silly when she started mentioning these things ("Look! She's calling the cops!"). But when I thought they were true—they looked true—my paranoia made her fall for it too.
 
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Stupidest:

One of my friends picked up a loaf of bread and washed it with the dishes and then stuck it in the fridge...relized finally somehting wasn't right and stood there and said "Oh!"...priceless

Laziest:

One of my friends got blazed and ordered a pizza but never answered the door when the pizza guy came...priceless =D
 
i was watching a football game, drunk and stoned and the the cheese dip for the tostitoes was cold and i really didn't want to go to the microwave so i dipped a chip in the cold cheese dip and then sparked my lighter under the chip, it got warm alright
 
I put a bag of fritos in the fridge once.

I couldn't understand the concept of lemonade iced tead (was it lemonade with iced tea in it or iced tea with lemonade in it).
 
my boyfriend, brother and friends once decided that it was entirely too much work to get up and walk to the other couch to pass the bowl to one another ... they actually went so far as beginning to construct a basket for the cat to wear to carry the pipe across the room.

Needless to say, said project was never completed.
 
lol

edit: I probably should add something...

Although I cant really think of much except when I used to stay at my parent house I would be to drunk/stoned/whatever to be bothered to take a piss. So I would just piss out the window, even though a bathroom was attached to my room, Doh! We had copper eves [a little roof over a boxed out windows, best I could describe it I guess] and my father would always question me as to why the eve below my window was tarnishing quicker than the others. "Thats what bathrooms are for son"

I wish I could have a funnier post but I dont. I wonder if anybody has ever rigged up a tube that ran out there window so they would not even have to get out of bed to piss. Now that would be lazy.
 
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I had taken a little over 12 hits of decent hydro from a vaporizer, 15mg's of Norco, 1mg of xanax, and a shot of tequila and had just gotten out of the shower. I decided to go ahead and clean all the shit up so I could enjoy the rest of the high. However, I forgot to put clothes on so when I went out to the trashcan (front yard), I was completely naked and didn't realize it until I had gotten all the way there, felt a breeze and looked down. The funny thing was I didn't care. I laughed it off and slowly walked back to the house.
 
lol some good ones. I've once put breakfast cereal in a Pyrex measuring jug and just drank it out of there because I couldn't be bothered to wash up as there were no clean bowls or spoons. Oh yer, and making a bottle bong but using the Pepsi as no-one could be bothered to get up to either empty it, or to fill it. That was just wrong.
 
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