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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

The stupidest thing Ive ever done was lose control of my legs, while eating pot cookies. I mean really really lose control, where I sat there for about two hours, in the dark, alone in my house until my brother came home to me freaking out. He proceeded to grab my legs and throw them off the couch and they were fine. For that two hours I couldn't get them to move, although to this day my bro still thinks I'm half retarded.
 
I was sitting my friend's car at night, and he was out taking a piss. There was a small, dark stain on the seat, which I thought was a daddy long legs. I spent about 5 minutes flicking/smacking it trying to kill it, only to realize it was just a stain.

I peed in a catbox once, too. It took a long time of thinking to convince myself I should pee there, instead of just going in my pants, which I very nearly did.
 
...got the pizza guy to deliver *just* the ice creams
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I'm guilty of this one....one time I had munchy attack....too lazy to go the store....so I called Dominos and ordered multiple sets of those "Dots" to make the minimum order. They're like cinnamin balls with sugar frosting dip. OMG....they are taste bud heaven when high!

*pissed in plastic water bottlles in my dorm room cause the bathroom was down the hall.
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This is a little off topic....but one time I was in an apartment doing coke and I pissed in a cup....not because I was lazy....but because I was too paranoid to walk less than 10 feet to the bathroom. I thought if other people in the building hear the door sqeak....they'll definately know that I'm getting high on coke!
 
I was sitting round with a bunch of mates listening to music and the cd started to skip and it got stuck on the one place... I reckon we sat there for about 10 minutes before my mate pulled the plug out of the wall next to him.. he then said "Fuck it.. we dont need music anyway"
So we sat there silent and stoned for about 2 hours only motioning when we wanted the bong..
 
Last nite we shaved my friends head. He use to have long shaggy hair like those abercrombie models or whatever. Ya it was funny but hes pissed now cuz he didnt remember he was lettin us do it.
 
Ed_Gein said:
This is a little off topic....but one time I was in an apartment doing coke and I pissed in a cup....not because I was lazy....but because I was too paranoid to walk less than 10 feet to the bathroom. I thought if other people in the building hear the door sqeak....they'll definately know that I'm getting high on coke!
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LOL! You should post this in that famous Meth Psychosis thread (yeah I know it's coke but it's still funny as hell)

I suggest you cease your coke consumption at once!
 
Whenever i'm high on anything, i'll be willing to pay people exorbitant rates to go buy me more drugs or on the odd occassion, food.
 
Shypo said:
I was sitting round with a bunch of mates listening to music and the cd started to skip and it got stuck on the one place... I reckon we sat there for about 10 minutes before my mate pulled the plug out of the wall next to him.. he then said "Fuck it.. we dont need music anyway"
So we sat there silent and stoned for about 2 hours only motioning when we wanted the bong..
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that is just classic
 
The only things ive done that are even semi lazy are not turning off my light when i goto sleep, not turning off the music when i sleep, walking to my room with all the lights off, then getting lost, and since i was too lazy to turn them back on, i slept on the couch or floor.
 
....shit in a bucket
.....pissed in a gatorade bottle
..... vomited in a coffee cup
.....held 1 side of my nostril and blew boogers across the room
 
SmokeTrails said:
i was baked once and threw the TV remote at the TV to try and hit the power button... then i realized what i had thrown and felt like a moron
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lol, that's fucken hilarious. It's sorta like that saying where, you won't get up to change the channel on the tv, but you'll get up to look for the remote.
 
Yesterday after smoking a joint with a couple of buddies, i had a smoke in my mouth that i'd been smoking for a couple of minutes, and i pulled out some matches and tried to light it for some reason. Everyone started laughing when i finally noticed what i was doing.. it was funny.
 
My friend and I got super baked and demolished a big loaf of expensive bread and an entire tube of cookie dough. Then another friend came to the door and we went somewhere else and left the kitchen in my friend's mom's house the most disgusting mess ever. The friend got grounded for a long time, but you know how it is when some activity seems more interesting than what you "should" do.
 
Came home really high and extremely thirsty; walked into my kitchen and opened the fridge seeking out a cold and refreshing drink. Out of coca-cola- blast it. Spotted a small carton of chocolate milk, damn that looks good. Take a hearty swig of the stuff, can't taste it for about 10 seconds, because I'm high? confusing... all of a sudden it hits me... thick, rich, no element of sweetness, this is not chocolate milk. Wait a minute... company staying over the night, they put stuff in our fridge, mother... baby... oh my god..... 8o

Whipped the carton off my lips, stared at it looking for answers, and am relieved by the label "whipping cream".
Haha, apparently the carton was coloured brown just like chocolate milk.
 
Twip said:
. I dim my expression to look more out of it, and when they come near, slowly raise my eyes to theirs and put on the biggest, stupidest stoner grin. As they open their mouth to talk, I start mumbling:[/i] "The kitty was here. :)" "What?" "The stoner kitty! :D It was here. I held it in my hand. :)" "Uhh dude.." "It was scrumptialicious..." etc... he gives up and goes elsewhere.
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Congrats. You're posting in the wrong thread then, buddy.
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HAHAHAHAH.

OMFG, Im not even stoned and reading these 2 had me off my chair.
 
Probably the most humerous for me was I was at a Spiritual retreat camp for the weekend. Theres was no TV, no caffeine, food was all mung beans, you had to walk 15 min to get to the main house which was ontop of a fucker hill. So you catch my drift

So it's 10pm, me and my friend are sitting in our cabin, so we decide to get stoned. So we did. Freezing our arse off, we ended up sitting infront of a rotating heater that had this huge orange glow coming out of it. Cos there was no TV, i pretended that the heater was the TV and started turning it on and reciting TV shows. So my friend joined in as well

I'm 21, and i haven't laughed as hard, about the slightest thing in all my stoned years. It's amazing what lack of TV can do to you when you're stoned. It's just not the same
 
I have a tie between two things I have done while stoned. The funnier one was when it was my second or third time smoking before school. My friend picked me up with another one of my friends. One of them had this dro that you could smell even if it was in your pocket. My friend rolled 2 fatass blunts and we smoked up my friend's car. And then, we had 10 minutes to kill so my friend went to get gas. He pulled up to the pump and asked my friend to pay for it and he said he didn't feel like it, so I got the money and went in.

People could smell the weed on me. They just kept looking at me. I was paranoid as fuck and I was higher than I ever have been in my life. I had to wait in line for like 3 minutes and then when I paid for it, I thought I saw my friend leaving me at the gas station. What happened was he parked on the wrong side so he had to move up and I couldn't see him. And then another car that looked strangely similiar to his pulled up to where he was and then pulled out. I started chasing the car and even when he got to the road, I started knocking on his window. It sucked so much, lol. I bet the guy thought I was going to jump him or something. But my friends still mention that.

Another time was when we were riding around smoking a bunch of blunts of mid. I was the only one that could roll good blunts. We rolled and smoked about 4 blunts and we all were high as fuck. And then we stopped at the gas station where I knew this guy that would sell me papers or blunts even though I'm underage. So I go in there and there is two cops walking around in there. I'm thinking I'll be busted if they see my eyes so I put my hands over my eyes and acted like I was rubbing them. And then I felt something drop from my ear and it was a rolled blunt. It dropped right when the cops were turned around, but there were a few people behind me that saw it.
 
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