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Funniest/laziest thing you've ever done stoned

Sat under a cover in a car giggling with my gf and another friend whilst my mate who owned the car set up a tent in the driving rain and swore at us for being stoned and uncoordinated. Good times <3

I had to repay the favour by putting the damn thing away next morning tho.
 
my friends and I find this acceptable but it's really not, sometimes I can't be fucked getting up and going to the toilet so I'll just piss into a container of some sort (An empty pack of pringles and something else equally disgusting) and flush it when I can be fucked moving.
 
*pissed in plastic water bottlles in my dorm room cause the bathroom was down the hall.

*gone to sleep with the light on and without brushing my teeth

*just sat in a chair while my friends were knocking on my door for 10 minutes, i was too lazy to even call out to them.

*spit food on the floor, tossed garbage on the floor

all i can remember right now but i've done tons more.
 
i tried to have an orgasm without touching myself (as in WORKING on myself.. work = bad)

needless to say it didn't work, although i know some people can do it..
 
deviate said:


*just sat in a chair while my friends were knocking on my door for 10 minutes, i was too lazy to even call out to them.
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Hehe...now THAT is what I'm talking about. THAT is fuckin lazy. Beautimous.....
 
Answered the phone and just sat there not saying anything til the other person gave in.

Still not sure why. Was half asleep and half wasted I think...made someone else ring back for me.
 
Spending a whole night asleep/waking up to this 1 song on repeat, on a stereo less than 1m from where I lay.

Fuck I regret that.
 
Same as a lot of people, laid on the couch hungry and cold but didn't get up to get something to eat or a blanket cause I was too stoned. Not too bad.
 
Some of you people are slobs. If there is something I want when I'm stoned, nothing will stop me from getting it.
 
Haha, wow. Hey I thought getting stoned made moving feel good.. goddamn. ;o I'd rather use effort and have fun than take root in the couch!

I guess the worst I've ever done was babbling incoherent shit at people to make them think I was too blasted to help when I knew they were looking for someone sober enough to assist with some issue. I usually got up and tried to help, cleaning up after or driving or comforting the really fucked-up (and lazy!) people or whatever... but sometimes I just didn't feel like it. ...

I hear people talking outside in concerned/purposeful voices, a soberish, responsible person enters room, starts going around asking people if they're awake, to come help, etc. I dim my expression to look more out of it, and when they come near, slowly raise my eyes to theirs and put on the biggest, stupidest stoner grin. As they open their mouth to talk, I start mumbling: "The kitty was here. :)" "What?" "The stoner kitty! :D It was here. I held it in my hand. :)" "Uhh dude.." "It was scrumptialicious..." etc... he gives up and goes elsewhere.
 
Have fun doing what? Going to play basketball? Going for a nice little 3 mile jog? Swim a couple laps?

Maybe part of the reason I was lazy when i was stoned was because I smoked cigarettes and they seemed to intensify the laziness, but fuck, the last thing on earth I wanted to do was "use effort" to go do shit.
 
I was in my room havin fun gettin stoned with my friend and I needed to use the restroom! Sadly my upstairs restroom was occupied So my only option was to use the downstairs one but being affraid that my parents would catch me in my stoned state I resorted to tryin to pee in a cup..lol <---this concept sounds easy FOR GUYS but being a girl and stoned..lets just say my aim left much to be desired lmao it's an embarassing story but it was totally funny. My friend was standing their laughing at me the whole time making me laugh too which made things harder lol *sorry for the unattractive mental image*


~Pixie
 
At a party with some friends at a friend's apartment I hung out in the kitchen smoking hash for over an hour waiting for someone else to cook something since I thought it seemed like too much work..

/mludd
 
Funniest thing ive done while stoned?

probably last year when I was at my friends house and we smoked two fat blunts and then a bunch of bowls. I kept looking at the water in his pool, it was ever so trippy. Then my friend threw a ball or something in the water and I jumped in after it with my clothes on....

It was so embarrasing...
 
Well yesterday when I was at my friends house and baked out of my mind, I couldn't be bothered to go take a piss in the bathroom so i just pissed out his window.
 
I remember I was so high and I didn't feel like cooking so I boiled some water and made some top ramen. When I went to go sit down, I saw that everyone was sitting down and there was no place to sit. I decided to lay on my stomach on the floor. When I woke up the next day my head was in the bowl.
 
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