Oddly enough I did five years of college (bits of paper at the end are and were neither here nor there - was 15-20 years ago) and have experience in many areas... but precious few that are immediately obvious as a selling point. In a face-to-face interview I tend to go down very well (fnarr) but to get such an interview you tend to need a CV... which is full of shite. Suppose I could at least in principle maybe get an interview now though. Perhaps.

