First two words that comes to mind after reading words posted above you..

[Waffle Sock]

Fat heifer

 

[Papaverium]

Twinkie Town

....

 

[Waffle Sock]

Cupcake County

 

[neversickanymore]

sexist morons

 

[Papaverium]

excessive judgement

 

[neversickanymore]

from who

 

[Waffle Sock]

Ya mother

 

[neversickanymore]

tha shit

 

[Waffle Sock]

dysentery infection

 

[The Doc.]

Leaky bum

 

[Papaverium]

shitty deals

 

[The Doc.]

US healthcare

 

[Papaverium]

Obama Llama

 

[Waffle Sock]

fake certificate

 

[herbavore]

illiterate citizenry

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

English literature

 

[bronson]

rinse repeat

 

[Droppersneck]

The man

 

[sexNcandy]

who is

 

[Waffle Sock]

Michael Jackson