First two words that comes to mind after reading words posted above you..

[MrCookiE]

Eccentric lifestyle

 

[Waffle Sock]

Rule breaker

 

[MrCookiE]

Careless attitude

 

[Waffle Sock]

Reckless menace

 

[MrCookiE]

Dennis the

 

[bronson]

haphazard menace

 

[Waffle Sock]

Men is

 

[MrCookiE]

Superior species

 

[Waffle Sock]

Not true

 

[MrCookiE]

Stephen Hawkins

 

[Waffle Sock]

not omniscient

 

[bronson]

human being

 

[Waffle Sock]

senseless violence

 

[MrCookiE]

Homosapien ancestry

 

[Waffle Sock]

from Africa

 

[MrCookiE]

Um bongo

 

[Waffle Sock]

Swahili Xhosa

 

[MrCookiE]

Somali pirates

 

[Waffle Sock]

Hijack boats

 

[MrCookiE]

Captain Cook