film: snatch

[ChemicalBeauty]

^ and if he's not, he bloody well should be! (isn't it 'tommy the gun'?)

I disliked Lock Stock ...

How about Benecio's acting in snatch? That was the one thing that upset me in snatch, was that they killed his character off so quick. That man is bloody genius. I don't think I've EVER not liked him in a film.

And Bullet tooth Tony had one of the best scene's in the movie i thought:

Bullet Tooth Tony: There are two kinds of balls in this world. There are the big brave balls and then there are the little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fuck off.

 

[Pounding_Grooves]

lol yep ^^ someone posted a bunch of quotes in the quote thread so ill just put em up here also. this film does have some great quotes...

from Snatch:

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi : Yeah. Don't go to England.

Turkish : You take sugar?
Brick Top : No thank you, Turkish, I'm sweet enough

Vinny : I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?

Bullet Tooth Tony : Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi : Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony : 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi


so many classic quotes, but my fav is from the Pikey;

Mickey : Save your breath for cooling your porridge!

 

[panty]

A lot of people bust on brad Pitt but he proves again in this movie that he has some depth and skills. And if you still don't believe me, then I guess you haven't seen Kalifornia...

Both good flicks.

 

[masaz]

Seen it once, really liked it. Also it made me giggle when my friend bought it, proclaiming 'I really like Snatch!'

God I'm so childish.

 

[FUTURAmike]

One of my top 20 favorite movies of all time, brilliant story and acting and characters.

 

[E-ric]

Great flick..

my favorite line is the "mary poppins, cup of tea, bad teeth worse weather" england quote

 

[Web]

Attempting to translate the freakin' pikey accent kinda takes away from the story... but trying to figure out just what the fuck Brad Pitt is saying is facinating enough to get me to watch it all the way through... a number of times. There are still some scenes when I stop and program the closed captioning so I can weed out those words I just can't comprehend.

 

[ChemicalBeauty]

How bout the sick-ass beat they play during the part where Turkish is betting Mickey on the 'dogs-fuck-the-hare' race? I'm buying the soundtrack today!

 

[FunkyAlfonzo]

He has a new one out at the moment here in the uk called "Layer Cake" - anyone seen it yet?

 

[stinkfoot]

How bout the sick-ass beat they play during the part where Turkish is betting Mickey on the 'dogs-fuck-the-hare' race? I'm buying the soundtrack today!

mirwais - "disco science"

 

[ChemicalBeauty]

If you purchase the DVD, you get to not only see the 'Directors Cut', but there's a "director/producer commentary" option as well. Both are DEFINATELY worth viewing.

Guy Ritchie (the producer) is quite the vulgar fuck. It's hilarious! He's constantly telling the producer how big of an idiot he is, and constantly asking him to "let something intelligent" come out of his mouth during the commentary :D

 

[toad420]

4 Stars from me, and thats just for DJ Goldie's appearance as Lincoln

my favouriote scene

Bad Boy Lincoln: "What has he got a tea cosy on his head for?"
Sol: "To keep his head warm."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "What happened to him?"
Sol: "He got shot in the face Lincoln. I would have thought that was obvious."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit? What do you want me to do about it?"
Vincent: "Sort it out."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "I,m not a fucking witch doctor."
Sol: "But you are a bad boy yardie and bad boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies."
Bad Boy Lincoln: "I create the bodies. I don,t erase the bodies."

 

[electreauxbella]

Guy Ritchie is a Genius imo. He's like a tamer, more ghetto version of Tarantino.

Snatch is an excellent movie :D im going to watch it again now

 

[onetwothreefour]

there was already another thread on this, so i've merged them.

 

[BmoresMosWantd]

I'm like Guy Ritchie, but i don't think he's got shit on Tarantino.

"Did you see the sign out front my house, that said dead nigger storage" now thats Genius

 

[cravNbeets]

He has a new one out at the moment here in the uk called "Layer Cake" - anyone seen it yet?

nice one when is that gonna be released stateside?

 

[jaymie]

Yes, London. You know... fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

ohhhh yeeeeah. great movie and an even greater story.

 

[wanderlust]

three pages and no poll?

fixed.