So I watched this film again yesterday to gain some perspective a couple of years after first viewing and... yeah, I still think it is absolute crap.
All the homosexual scenes, be they pseudo-porn or just that weird brand of huffing, forehead-rubbing romance, are all so carefully choreographed, one can only imagine a very poorly done porn movie viewed by a straight guy as an inspiration.
It just doesn't happen that way.
Again, I get the distinct impression that this was a film made by straight people for straight people - much like the Japanese Yaoi phenomenon ("gay" comics made by girls for girls).
The most classic scene has to be:
"You may be a sinner, but I aint had the chance to sin yet" (or something along these cheesy lines)
*few mins later*
Huffing, forehead rubbing (wtf is up with that?)... and... *spit* *fuck* (WHA!?)
OMG. How embarrasing.