Christ, England are shit.
There was a time when the front-half of England used to be criticised for constantly blasting the ball at the slightest hint of a shot on goal and failing to recognise other players in the box.
These days, they look scared of shooting. Constantly stuttering and putting in awkward passes when they should be bollocking it at this pile of shit Algerian keeper.
They look like uncomfortable, twitchy teenagers at a school dance. Afraid to make a move on the girl, preferring to shoot weak looks at distance and bemoaning their excitable premature-ejaculation.
Fuck England.
You were shit post-1994 and haven't done anything since, you muppets.