FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2014

[Chatative]

It's that time of year again folks, FHM have released their wank fodder issue a.k.a 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2014'.

Here are the top 10: (including a selection of the rather alluring gifs used on the web page version)

1. Jennifer Lawrence (J-Law)

Definitely one of my favourites, but sexiest? (the gif they had was seriously low FPS)

2. Michelle Keegan

Phwaoar... definitely deserving of title of the sexiest woman in the UK.

3. Rihanna

I'm not sure if I'm one of the few guys who thinks Rihanna really isn't as hot as she's made out to be.

4. Emily Ratajkowski

NSFW:

I'd like to ride that! (the bicycle of course )

5. Kaley Cuoco

A Big draw for the Big Bang Theory. (I had to supply the gif as they used videos.)

6. Mila Kunis

"That's because you know what I can do with my little finger... "

7. Beyonce

It's Beyoncé, what can I say?

8. Lucy Mecklenburgh

NSFW:

Stunning. (Her dog is called Lola apparently)

9. Nicole Scherzinger

With her leaving the X-Factor, there won't be much incentive to watch it anymore. (not that there ever was.)

10. Scarlett Johansson

She was & always will be my #1.


So, what do you guys make of the nations favourites? Any glaring omissions & who are you favourites?

 

[parttime crackhead]

I think Rihananana has a big spam heid. Anyone who thinks she's in the top ten of anything (other than top ten mad spam heided boots) is kidding themselves on.

 

[ColtDan]

How the fuck is Rihanna that high up the list... she shouldnt even be in the top 50. weird

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Yeah we had this rhianna argument the other day! She is a grey alien, the exception to rule that you can't polish a turd.

 

[Hector]

Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson ought to be a lot higher on the list!

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

It's kind of a bullshit list anyway, everything's subjective and it's just a list of random hot famous women.

 

[swampdragon]

Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson ought to be a lot higher on the list!

Good taste. Mila and Scarlett.

 

[ColtDan]

Deffo... and Christina hendricks

 

[swampdragon]

Ah, definitely. She was lovely in Firefly, too.

 

[Shambles]

As usual, not overly impressed cos not very good at deciding whether or not I find somebody attractive from pix and have never heard of most of those people so no idea if I would actually like 'em. The Scarlett Johansson pic reminded me of something I do like in which she also features though.

 

[ColtDan]

Ah, definitely. She was lovely in Firefly, too.

Yeah!! she was at her sexy-est in that i reckon... shame that series got canceled

 

[Chatative]

^^ All the more reason for me to eventually get around to watching it!

It's kind of a bullshit list anyway, everything's subjective and it's just a list of random hot famous women.

True but it's still interesting to see who turns up & discover people you haven't heard of.

Honourable mention if no-one has spotted it in 89th place :

NSFW:

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

Haha!

That's awesome,, would bang!

 

[j.t]

you can't polish a turd.

But you can put glitter on it..

 

[Mental Kenny]

Jennifer Lawrence? Fuck that I hate that cow, she looks like an average overweight fat slag that are a dime a dozen in northern countries. She looks like shit.

I like number 8 and 5 a lot.

Melissa Debling, has anybody heard of her? I get constant stream of her photos on Facebook, well fit. Also Megan Retzlaff or something like that, very particular face.


Mila Kunis is a goddess.

Emma Stone as well, she's insanely hot, as is Zoey Deschanel, my favourite woman on the planet.

 

[curious_24]

Fucking hell Kenny, a bit harsh there! I think she's very pretty and a welcome break from the usual plastic/anorexic Hollywood fare.

Anyone ever seen Zooey and Katy Perry in the same room together?

 

[ColtDan]

Jennifer Lawrence? Fuck that I hate that cow, she looks like an average overweight fat slag that are a dime a dozen in northern countries. She looks like shit.

You need to borrow my glasses you ballsack

 

[gayorstraight]

You need to borrow my glasses you ballsack

Exactly what I was thinking...

How is she overweight???

 

[parttime crackhead]

Jennifer Lawrence? Fuck that I hate that cow, she looks like an average overweight fat slag that are a dime a dozen in northern countries. She looks like shit.

Aye, you're totally correct.

Look at how much of a fucking horrific fat mess she is.

 

[subotai]

didnt this magazine also declare Teri Hatcher as the world's sexiest woman at one point?

yeah I respect their opinion though...