TheDownwardSpiral
Greenlighter
- Joined
- Jan 24, 2011
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Hey all,
I, like many others, have been reading for a while and finally registered. I've been having this problem for a while, but recently it's been getting worse and starting to worry me!
It's no secret that you get constipated when you do opi's, but the kind I get is pretty bad and is a lot worse than other peoples' I've asked!
Basically, I only shit about once a week, sometimes longer than that, and eventually after I've been getting the urge for a few days I man up and go to the bathroom and do the deal. I resist the urge as long as I can because I know it's going to be so terrible when it finally happens.
I go to the bathroom, and it starts to come out and starts hurtin SO freakin bad, I struggle with it for 10-15 minutes usually, sometimes longer. Once I pass it, I see why! It's SO freakin huge, sometimes almost a foot long, as wide as a can of soda
, and not soft at all. Sometimes there's multiple culprits. As far as I can tell, there is no natural lubrication being produced, it's very dry. Sometimes there's blood, and has anyone ever seen that movie Road Trip? You know the part where they go to the sperm bank and the guy asks the lady nurse to help him out, and she sticks her finger up his ass and "milks" him? Well that kinda happens - not like coming, where I'd be gettin off and getting pleasure from it, it just kind of leaks. It's not like I'm enjoying it, it's like the poo is up there fucking with shit.
Anyway, after I'm done, it's like I instantly need to go find some pills because my ass is in pain and I need to fix it.
Is this shit (no pun intended) normal???? Is it this bad for anyone else?? What am I doing wrong?? Please help! I know I could go get some stool softeners or laxatives, but I don't want to get in the habit of using those because I don't want to get tolerant to them in case I really do need them sometime, I don't want to have to call the hospital if it gets that bad, I'd like to be able to use them for emergencies.
I, like many others, have been reading for a while and finally registered. I've been having this problem for a while, but recently it's been getting worse and starting to worry me!
It's no secret that you get constipated when you do opi's, but the kind I get is pretty bad and is a lot worse than other peoples' I've asked!
Basically, I only shit about once a week, sometimes longer than that, and eventually after I've been getting the urge for a few days I man up and go to the bathroom and do the deal. I resist the urge as long as I can because I know it's going to be so terrible when it finally happens.
I go to the bathroom, and it starts to come out and starts hurtin SO freakin bad, I struggle with it for 10-15 minutes usually, sometimes longer. Once I pass it, I see why! It's SO freakin huge, sometimes almost a foot long, as wide as a can of soda
, and not soft at all. Sometimes there's multiple culprits. As far as I can tell, there is no natural lubrication being produced, it's very dry. Sometimes there's blood, and has anyone ever seen that movie Road Trip? You know the part where they go to the sperm bank and the guy asks the lady nurse to help him out, and she sticks her finger up his ass and "milks" him? Well that kinda happens - not like coming, where I'd be gettin off and getting pleasure from it, it just kind of leaks. It's not like I'm enjoying it, it's like the poo is up there fucking with shit.Anyway, after I'm done, it's like I instantly need to go find some pills because my ass is in pain and I need to fix it.
Is this shit (no pun intended) normal???? Is it this bad for anyone else?? What am I doing wrong?? Please help! I know I could go get some stool softeners or laxatives, but I don't want to get in the habit of using those because I don't want to get tolerant to them in case I really do need them sometime, I don't want to have to call the hospital if it gets that bad, I'd like to be able to use them for emergencies.

), upped my liquid intake to stay especially well-hydrated, and used docusate as needed when in a severe bind.