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ever blown a good opportunity with a nice girl/guy through too much drugs/alcohol??

i had this recently with a girl i know (and still adore) we went to a festival and she stayed in my tent, we couldnt sleep the first night and just spooned for a bit, me being fucked on mxe and booze, didnt realise that she was grinding against me (until it was too late), i managed to have 'some' fun but missed the opportunity to have more, the next day i got incredibly mashed and ended up just running about the camp site making new mates and forgetting she was probably back near the tent with a few other mates, i remember she needed to use the toilet so i walked her to them and ended up wandering off to talk to a group of lads when she had asked me to wait for her, i seen her at another bunch of tents that werent were we were camping, she said i just walked off and she didnt look happy with me, she slept in my other mates tent that night and the next morning she was very blunt when talking to me, now she wont really speak to me on FB even, so i fucked up a chance to get the girl that i still adore to this day and have trouble forgetting about her, fuck sake, why did i have to be so oblivious :\
 
I'm not sure what 'powerbombing' a pussy involves but I think I'm up for doing it? I can't imagine any self-respecting young lady would allow just anyone to powerbomb her pussy. Any tips on finding powerbomb pussy girls?
 
According to Urban Dictionary, "powerbombing" is:
When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.
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You must hang with some scandalous bitches buffnstuff.
 
Mailmonkey said:
powerbomb their pussies?8o , yeah you sound "too nice" :)
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I hope to Allah there was a trace of irony in that.

"Powerbomb their pussies"?

I thought I was crossing the line with my GashHammer talk, but that's just something else entirely.
 
I was just thinking all these terms would be attacks for some sick and twisted anime series. I then thought about most of the hentai I've had the misfortune of watching and they're just a bit tame. Softcore hentai sex attacks "Pussy Powerbomb" and the "GashHammer". I think it'd be difficult but with enough will power I could fap to that.
 
Unfortunately it seems Baron von GashHammer made an unsolicited appearance on Saturday night. I was in somebody else's house, they put up with me, gave me a bed and I erm... flashed them, and the other person present. Despite their repeated protestations.

Hentai has nothing on an ageing soak when it comes to the ability to profoundly disgust.

Or thinking about it, yeah it does.
 
SamhainGrim said:
It wasn't derailing the thread (in fact it was very relevant), so I can't understand your apology. Derailing the thread is when it reaches a certain point that it's just useless, boring or both. Or if one of us is in a shitty mood and fancies giving our jackboots an outing.

As for mod 'touchy-touchiness', I'm a very 'touchy' mod myself.

Wanna quick fumble round the back of the chippy? ;)
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It could easily have led to a derailment the way talking about Mephedrone goes around here; just takes one guy who's had one too many lines (no such thing) to see the word 'Mephedrone', and start nerdjacking us about his favourite film. I didn't apologise, so you don't need to understand it.

Get us a scallop butty and you can butter my teacakes all you want petal; you want gravy with that?


Vader said:
According to Urban Dictionary, "powerbombing" is:

You must hang with some scandalous bitches buffnstuff.
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An artists impression of what Mr Buffnstuff had missed out on that night.

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Gagging for a chip butty now. You cunt.
 
lol powerbombing? well its reserved for only the nicest of girls!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwKpzKZOpe4 look around 0:42 when they are up in the air then slammed down.... thats 'the Buffnstuff powerbomb™'
althought.... VAC's rendition seems worth a go! most girls i sleep with dont still sleep in bunks however.... apart from the ones in prison :s
 
They're your bunkbeds. The top bunk is for when your bro's come round to smash some crates of beer & play etchasketch.
 
How has bluelight come 11 years without a "MS Paint Horrific Sexual Acts" Thread....?
 
This thread is comedy gold like, loving it. :D

Some of my most memorable shags have when I've been smashed on drinks and drugs like that time in Peru where I ended up in a shanty house in a slum with a local. I'd been on a 3 day booze and cocaine binge and hadn't slept, met her at this rave I ended up at there were no other gringos in sight. Walked for miles to her slum dweller house thinking she was probably going to have me killed or robbed. I'd been given some dodgy Bolivian bought viagra (red and love heart shaped) by an Irish bloke I was travelling with earlier in the day so boshed one on route. I thought I was so fucked and tired I'd just pass out but ended up rattling the shit out of her for about 8 solid hours, the viagra turned me into a porn star. Definitely the best sex ever. I concluded from that point on that viagra is a neccessity for when I'm on a serious session. Bought some before I left Peru but used it all up during Carnival in Brazil, never quite to that effect again though. Didn't nearly give me the stamina, energy or desire to fuck non stop for hours on end like that first time basically if I was tired and wasted I'd just be tired and wasted with a rock solid cock.
 
Her squirting orgasms, loud screaming and begging for more says differently. ;)
 
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