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ever blown a good opportunity with a nice girl/guy through too much drugs/alcohol??

Lol, the worst thing for me is being relatively sober and sniffing a fat line right before sex, then it kicks in and your a massive hole during sex and coming round 45 mins later think what the fuck just happened! Lucky the girl also had a fat line at the same time so it wasn't too bad! She was my gf so also not that bad, but I have done that to a random girl i'd met in a club, well embarrassing! It was all good in the morning though! ;)
 
A thread for the modest stud?

Do youngsters use prophlyactics? Became practically de rigeur once heterosexuals fell to AIDS and came close to sounding the death knell for my sex life. Could never put the bloody things on without creasing up. If the woman blew or placed it on, I felt so ridiculous with this gossamer thing flopping off me I just couldn't take it seriously. God bless the geezer who came up with the HIV negative certificates for prospective partners instead of those cursed things.
 
one word, viagra. carry it with you like rubbers. problem solved. A lass once saw my viagra bloated cock and dubbed it robocock.
 
It's happened but it's more common that due to drugs or alcohol I've created an opportunity with a not nice girl.
 
More times than I care to remember. I'm fuckin useless when boozed up. Could be nerves although as someone pointed out... viagra sorts it all out. Not a good combo when on stims though. Feels like a trip to A&E is on the cards.
 
Do youngsters use prophlyactics?........God bless the geezer who came up with the HIV negative certificates for prospective partners instead of those cursed things.

Erm, *cough* STI's anyone? Unwanted pregnancies even?

That said, it's easy for me. I'm just glad I have the missus. Pity she doesn't share my interest in drugs anymore. It kinda fucks with the sex and drugs bit. :\
 
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With the dual objective of being completely truthful and retaining whatever scraps of HR-credibility I have left, I refuse to answer Charlie's question. Bomy's right that STI's shouldn't be forgotten about though. The people who are carrying chlamydia are often the last people you'd expect to be 'skanky' and disease-ridden (usually due to the fact they consider themselves non-'skanky' - of the irony).

Either that or they've just slept with me and haven't been for the test yet as they're struggling with the overwhelming regret. ;)

I know I've been blasé above, but I do have friends with HIV / AIDS and I know plenty who've caught other stuff through carelessness. Which isn't me judging anyone; far from it - I was pretty bad for carelessness too. To the extent that my most recent ex wouldn't even glance at my cock without protection. Silly me.

Having said that, asking whether 'youngsters' use prophylactics means I'm right at the more depressing fringes of that demographic anyway.

Besides which, in my current sexual langour it's like asking if steam trains still give off a fetching whistle when they arrive at stops on inter-city journeys.

TMI? You bet. :)
 
Protection? What's that? ;) in all seriousness though HIV/AIDS is no joke but it's not as talked about as the other STI's/STD's
 
I nearly blew everything just last tuesday. An exuberant drinking session with my girlfriend led to me and my mates all sitting tanking lines of mephedrone. I'd promised her when we started drinking I wouldn't go mad and we'd go home at 1am. By the time she wanted to go home I was telling her half an hour every half hour she asked to the point she went home without me raging. It seemed at the time my banter was glorious (with the boys I'm sure it probably was), but what a dick for doing pretty much everything exactly the way I had said I would not.

We made up after so it's all good. I really can't be doing that again though, spent last weekend with her sober because one drink tends to lead to one to many with me these days. Once I'm drunk self control with drugs goes out the window too - I had no intentions of taking drugs before I got drunk, which I also had no intentions of doing.

I've fucked up shagging quite a few girls with the old ecto pecker back in my heavy E days. I always seemed to pull one when we were out, but I'd fuck up shagging them as I'd eaten 20 pills or a gram+ of crystal. Can usually get it up ok nowadays after one pill or a few lines of meph, but if I seriously overdo it it takes me so long it's not worth it.

Relationship wise I've fucked things up a few times aswell, being an addict. The likes of coke and mephedrone where my addictions got to the stage I would smash in gram after gram on week nights ruined relationships as I became unreliable and self centred. In the end they probably just gave up, with mephedrone I was so paranoid I would tell lies and not answer phonecalls from my ex incase she knew by the sound of my voice (which she could tell).

Now it's mainly just drink causes me problems. The drugs I would do sober like Ketamine or MXE don't affect my behavior to the point I start acting like a complete arrogant asshole. Whereas when I'm pissed I'll still indulge in the likes of meph or coke, I'm already hard to handle at times with booze being cheeky etc but with either of those thrown in 9/10 I'll offend someone or do something stupid.

Lesson learned? Probably not...
 
not answer phonecalls from my ex incase she knew by the sound of my voice (which she could tell).

Not to derail the thread, but you're the only other person I know of besides myself, in which Mephedrone changes your voice. I have a deep voice, with a thick Yorkshire accent, and after a few hours hitting up slug lines of Mephedrones, my voice loses all bass, and the tone completely changes. It really confused people who could only just understand my accent as it was.
 
When I first started posting instead of lurking, I did it a couple of times and a few touchy-touchies got pissed, including a mod or two I think.
 
I managed to miss the chance of losing my v plates when I was younger. I was oblivious to the signs so instead decided to go out with my mates and smoke weed.

I'm fortunate enough to have a girlfriend that puts up with me and my silly ways but I'm sure anyone else would've told me to get on by now. The biggest problem's always been because of alcohol despite polydrug abuse. Alcohol is a cunt. Cunt in a bottle.
 
I was at my mates house on acid a good few years ago, stood in the garden talking to the neighbor and her fit sister, who was my age.
She was pissed up, and was all over me, trying to kiss me and asking me to come inside, whilst I gibbered about how beautiful the patterns on the floor were.
After a while I did start kissing her, but been fucked on acid, I just started laughing.
By the time I came down enough to want a shag, she'd puked, and I had to go and put her in bed.
After that, she was too embarrassed to talk to me again.
 
When I first started posting instead of lurking, I did it a couple of times and a few touchy-touchies got pissed, including a mod or two I think.

It wasn't derailing the thread (in fact it was very relevant), so I can't understand your apology. Derailing the thread is when it reaches a certain point that it's just useless, boring or both. Or if one of us is in a shitty mood and fancies giving our jackboots an outing.

As for mod 'touchy-touchiness', I'm a very 'touchy' mod myself.

Wanna quick fumble round the back of the chippy? ;)
 
I was at my mates house on acid a good few years ago, stood in the garden talking to the neighbor and her fit sister, who was my age.
She was pissed up, and was all over me, trying to kiss me and asking me to come inside, whilst I gibbered about how beautiful the patterns on the floor were.
After a while I did start kissing her, but been fucked on acid, I just started laughing.
By the time I came down enough to want a shag, she'd puked, and I had to go and put her in bed.
After that, she was too embarrassed to talk to me again.


Lol. A funny little story.
 
There are some funny little stories where we have all fucked up it seems! I used to be too nice, even when girls were blantantly just wanting me to powerbomb their pussy's id be too nice and not move onto it.... Would usually end up with one of my mates fucking thrm and me laying in bed that night ashamed of myself!! :/
 
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