4.30 - 6.00am............I always wonder what the security guards must be thinking myself.
UHUUUHUUUUUU yaaa, I remember many funny accounts of people under the influence and security guards.
One time 3 friends of mine decided that the line of Ket they had just did had not hit hard enough, soe they redosed like 10 minutes after they took it and it "did not hit them".
The chosen spot was the corridor where the entrance was, in front of the 2 security guards that stay on the inside of the door... clearly the Ket had not hit them hard enough right?
So probably thanks to the crowd, they managed to make 3 lines and the security guys caught them when the last one was snorting his line.
Their senses were so fucked they did not hear the guy screaming in their face "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!!" a couple of times and only realised something was up when they got grabbed by the neck and dragged towards the cloakroom so they could get their shit before getting kicked out.
Now, the cloakroom is just like 10 steps away from where they got caught and on the same level, but apparently they took the elevator stairs to get there, and when they got there they had still not spoken to the security guys, which were very annoyed by this BTW, and they are still unresponsive when they tell them to take out their cloakroom tickets so they can get their shit.
The security guys give up and they kick them out wearing just T Shirts, it was raining and it was winter BTW.
After a few minutes out, my friends realise they are out and don't know why, so they try to get back in but ofcourse the bouncers tell them to keep their distance.
Few more minutes, they forget everything again and try to get in again, and the bouncers now threaten to dispense some slaps if they don't just get lost.
They do it again, but this time they are able to speak decently enough that the guys tell them that they have been kicked out for drug use and they can only get their stuff if they give them the tickets.
Finally they realise, so they try to get the tickets, so the guy that was holding them spends a couple minutes with one hand stuck in the pocket, then gestures like he's giving the tickets but his hands are empty, prompting more threats of slaps if they keep being so funny.
Couple more minutes and they do manage to get the tickets and their backpacks are thrown at them.
As it is cold, they try to take their jackets from inside the backpacks but they need to try a few times as what happens is that they begin to take them out but they are taking out a bit and putting it back as it seems to big and they think they are taking out everything from the backpack, then they forget what they were doing, put everything in, and close it, then realise they are cold and start over again.... This was still in front of the bouncers BTW, that were certainly not refraining from commenting on their cognitive abilities.
