I've already challenged Pagey to a bake-off cos she seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that her peanut butter cake could be better than my Jamaican rum 'n' coconut (and lime) cake. Clearly this could only be a case of temporary insanity but equally clearly the only way to dispense with her delusions is via the medium of a bake-off. This could certainly be expanded to include greater numbers of participants. I'm definitely not biased in any way shape or form so am clearly the obvious choice of judge. The fact my own bakery skills are inevitably superior is incidental. Second place is perfectly respectable and - under the circumstances - the best anybody else could possibly hope for.