EADD Theology Megathread

[God Almighty]

 

[Raasyvibe]

8( Something a little more uptodate please?

 

[God Almighty]

I see we have a comedian in our midst...

 

[Shambles]

8( Something a little more uptodate please?

Agreed. When was the last time someone did a godpic? Do people still paint such things or do they just stick to restoring old ones these days?

Whilst we've got him here... Good likeness, Mr Almighty?

 

[God Almighty]

It made for a good laugh, around the dinner table. We don't have junk like cameras and paint brushes, up here, I'm afraid.

 

[Shambles]

You could always create yerselves one. Would be a belter too. Sod megapixels - why not go for petapixels or summat. Or some funky deistic imaging technology that'd really be impressive. Bet you'd be a dab hand at the watercolours too. May as well get yourself a hobby. Must get kinda dull up there with all those angels praising you in the face all day. You should get out more. Spend some time with the boy. I'm sure he's not a bad lad really. Just a bit of a lost sheep as it were. Hug it out with him. And maybe go on a nice painting holiday in Tuscany together. Would do you the world of good to let your hair down once in a while.

 

[God Almighty]

I didn't really want to say this, but that lad of mine is a rotten apple. He can stay in his room, now he's screwing a bloody Muslim. We have the finest Japanese minds working on our technology, and it's not possible to convey to you in 'Earth Speak' exactly how this works, nor could I let down my agreement with Toshiba.

 

[Albion]

What does your agreement with Toshiba involve?

 

[God Almighty]

Now, now, young Albion. I can't disclose much more. Think Blu-Ray, meets 3D HDTV, meets imaging, yeah? It's nothing like that, whatsoever.

 

[God Almighty]

I think you know very well that is not me. What have I just said about imaging and Toshiba? You Earthlings need to listen more.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Just read your profile.

God Almighty has not made any friends yet

 

[God Almighty]

I have billions of friends.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Not here apparently.

God Almighty has not made any friends yet.

Not even Raas.

 

[God Almighty]

Raas is a sinner. A really bad sinner. Don't let the act fool you.

 

[Raasyvibe]

Raas is a sinner. A really bad sinner. Don't let the act fool you.

Excuse me? i shed my popularity on this forum for the sake of you. I've even started posting on the P&S forum recently.

I know i'm not perfect... i do masterbate frequently... and yes i've subscribed myself to a number of pornsites in recent years.... but i've prayed many times on this re-occurring issue and you've done nothing. The service is fucking terrible.

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

You can't swear (with the F word!) at God.

That's probably the most radical post I've seen on BL for a year Raas. Welcome back.

 

[God Almighty]

Jesus Christ, I am shocked! (He's my son, I can use his name however I want.)

 

[Raasyvibe]

Jesus Christ, I am shocked! (He's my son, I can use his name however I want.)

Shocked? i thought you knew everything?

are you saying, you DIDN'T think I was looking at porno sites? Which i don't....clearly jesting above..... and we're all cool?

Oh erm, where was I...

Stupid bluelighters. REPENT. wasting your precious lives on drugs.

 

[God Almighty]

I think I'm with the Bluelighters here. How long does ejaculation last? Even poppers last longer than that.

 

[Shambles]

That's why you're supposed to combine the two isn't it?