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God Almighty

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It made for a good laugh, around the dinner table. We don't have junk like cameras and paint brushes, up here, I'm afraid.
 
You could always create yerselves one. Would be a belter too. Sod megapixels - why not go for petapixels or summat. Or some funky deistic imaging technology that'd really be impressive. Bet you'd be a dab hand at the watercolours too. May as well get yourself a hobby. Must get kinda dull up there with all those angels praising you in the face all day. You should get out more. Spend some time with the boy. I'm sure he's not a bad lad really. Just a bit of a lost sheep as it were. Hug it out with him. And maybe go on a nice painting holiday in Tuscany together. Would do you the world of good to let your hair down once in a while.
 
I didn't really want to say this, but that lad of mine is a rotten apple. He can stay in his room, now he's screwing a bloody Muslim. We have the finest Japanese minds working on our technology, and it's not possible to convey to you in 'Earth Speak' exactly how this works, nor could I let down my agreement with Toshiba.
 
Now, now, young Albion. I can't disclose much more. Think Blu-Ray, meets 3D HDTV, meets imaging, yeah? It's nothing like that, whatsoever.
 
I think you know very well that is not me. What have I just said about imaging and Toshiba? You Earthlings need to listen more.
 
Raas is a sinner. A really bad sinner. Don't let the act fool you.

Excuse me? i shed my popularity on this forum for the sake of you. I've even started posting on the P&S forum recently.

I know i'm not perfect... i do masterbate frequently... and yes i've subscribed myself to a number of pornsites in recent years.... but i've prayed many times on this re-occurring issue and you've done nothing. The service is fucking terrible.
 
8o

You can't swear (with the F word!) at God.

That's probably the most radical post I've seen on BL for a year Raas. Welcome back. :)
 
Jesus Christ, I am shocked! (He's my son, I can use his name however I want.)

Shocked? i thought you knew everything?

are you saying, you DIDN'T think I was looking at porno sites? Which i don't....clearly jesting above..... and we're all cool?

Oh erm, where was I...

Stupid bluelighters. REPENT. wasting your precious lives on drugs.
 
I think I'm with the Bluelighters here. How long does ejaculation last? Even poppers last longer than that.
 
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