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EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

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*prints out photo of knock, does the deed, posts photo on bl of the bukake*

you guys disgust me.
 
When my lady returned home from work last Friday night I waited for her to have a shower and as she was getting out I greeted her with a fresh towel and proceeded to dry her off. I led her into the bedroom and then grabbed some glad wrap where I wrapped her arms close to her body from her shoulders down just past her fanny. I threw her to the bed and ran my hands over her body, kissing her neck down to her inner thigh. I then took a sharp kitchen knife and ran the point over her body, hard enough to feel the sharp point, but not enough to rip the plastic film. Just When she couldn't take anymore I slit the cling wrap apart, releasing her tits and we....... Oh wait, sorry, wrong thread. This is the one for wankers isn't it?
 
OTW is obviously a fan of Dexter, and therefore has some redeeming features at least.
 
I just used that same knife to cut up some mushrooms for a slow cooker beef strog we are having for dinner tonight. The last wank I had was in a tent at a doof about 18 months ago after the little lady fell asleep and I was still spangled. Does it still count as a wank if I was foundling her boobs during it?
 
Le'Mix said:
I've had 17 wanks so far in 2013.
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one fella i knew nearly had that many in a day (i think he had about 15 - i believe him too, he's a guy whoi does everything by extremes, even by Blulight standards)

god knows how he wasnt rubbed raw.

i think ive tried about once every 3 days tna, and then as the hormones start building up, i kinow theres gonna be a blast off approaching (side effects of opis - anorgasmia - what a bastard of a condition), especially once all the hot students return in a few weeks. Drool.

(mods: Is there an app for importing smileys you could use , we need one for drool, face weeeping into palm of hands, one for 'phew' lucky escape, wanker, and more besides ?) Otherwise we will have to continue communicating using mere words 8o
 
mydrugbuddy said:
one fella i knew nearly had that many in a day (i think he had about 15 - i believe him too, he's a guy whoi does everything by extremes, even by Blulight standards)

god knows how he wasnt rubbed raw.

i think ive tried about once every 3 days tna, and then as the hormones start building up, i kinow theres gonna be a blast off approaching (side effects of opis - anorgasmia - what a bastard of a condition), especially once all the hot students return in a few weeks. Drool.

(mods: Is there an app for importing smileys you could use , we need one for drool, face weeeping into palm of hands, one for 'phew' lucky escape, wanker, and more besides ?) Otherwise we will have to continue communicating using mere words 8o
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GBL/GHB makes multiple rubbing out inevitable.
 
I worked with a guy who claimed to wank pretty much all day, especially in the toilets at work. He was in his early 30s when I knew him. He also claimed to have spunked on a slice of bread and the girl he was shagging ate it. He's dead now!

I've done about 10 times in one day, but that was a few years ago. I would just get a sore arm and penis if I tried that now.
 
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