Toucan has a disappointingly small and monochromatic beak 


Ha! Actually quite a few are now. That pic of me room is actually a coupla years old. Back when it was tidy
Well, as I said, those pix are a coupla years old so I do look older now. But admittedly only by a coupla years. And I am a bit of a fatty. Is my gut on show in those pix? No it isn't and for good reason :D
Oh, and QoS stylee pix are all that's on offer anyway. Got my image as camerashy cocktease to think of. That and I don't have any other pix anyway :D
Very nearly spot on. Usually more like black velvet all over though. Silk is mostly for long sleeve shirts when it's too hot for velvet tops. Although I do have a coupla pairs of silk trousers which are pretty snazzy. Sadly almost none of this stuff fits me at the moment due to the aforemention fatty status
Oh there is plenty of hair I can assure you. It's just that it's usually tied back so I don't ingest too much of it
I concur. Although it was already a bit shit at the time. I hardly ever but it since it decided to rebrand itself as a tatts 'n' tits mag and lose the actual bizarre element

Shambles I envy the fact your carrier bags haven't began disintegrating.
Are they vintage?
Ha! Actually quite a few are now. That pic of me room is actually a coupla years old. Back when it was tidy
Shambles is the person id wondered most about what they looked like.....
First of all I had conjured up the idea that you were a frail wreck of a man who looked like death due to the epic drug piggery you have been involved with, but then you suggested a few times that you were a fatty.
Turns out you look totally normal. Love the "Question of SPort" guess who idea! should keep it going!
Well, as I said, those pix are a coupla years old so I do look older now. But admittedly only by a coupla years. And I am a bit of a fatty. Is my gut on show in those pix? No it isn't and for good reason :D
Oh, and QoS stylee pix are all that's on offer anyway. Got my image as camerashy cocktease to think of. That and I don't have any other pix anyway :D
In my mind's eye I had Shambles pictured much older and fatter. Also sweatier, and wearing black silk all over.
Very nearly spot on. Usually more like black velvet all over though. Silk is mostly for long sleeve shirts when it's too hot for velvet tops. Although I do have a coupla pairs of silk trousers which are pretty snazzy. Sadly almost none of this stuff fits me at the moment due to the aforemention fatty status

Yeah, I was a bit disappointed by the lack of hair. Pft.
Oh there is plenty of hair I can assure you. It's just that it's usually tied back so I don't ingest too much of it
well.. back in the day, anyway. afore it went shit
I concur. Although it was already a bit shit at the time. I hardly ever but it since it decided to rebrand itself as a tatts 'n' tits mag and lose the actual bizarre element



