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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

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My thumbs can do this - very useful for drawing pins...not much else :sus:
 
Haha ew. I can bend my thumb down to touch my wrist. Can't be bothered to take a picture though. Can't be bothered to do much really, vaguely fucked off. Nighty night fuckers, leave some sexy pics for my return please x
 
I think you spoilt me with the first one tbh haha. Cant wait to ram it into a conversation with someone, wait for them to laugh and then give them the knowing nod that says "Yes, it was me who thought of that". Im forever in your debt!

More amazing was the fact that i normal find it much harder to laugh on stims (am i alone in this?) yet that zinger still produced a chuckle :D But then again, i still sometimes laugh at the word chode just like i did 8 years ago, so perhaps its not so much of an achievement ;)
 
I'm sure that must have some uses, spud. :sus:

And as you requested, Spliffity! Though blink and you'll miss it.. general festival dickhead attire.

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My thumbs can do this - very useful for drawing pins...not much else :sus:
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Fuuuuuuck 8o! There must be better uses for such a talent surely? Maybe go on Britains got talent? When they inevitably say "is that it?" just respond that you give a cracking prostate massage and your bound to go through.
 
Either you took that down in record quick time or imgur links definitely don't work for me... unless I post 'em... Answers onna postcard, folks :?

Also, I forgot to include the * aspect of my above post. I'm sure y'all're waiting with *ahem* bated breath so... Onan never got accused of wanking in Teh Bibble. Talk about slander for millennia since 8o

Further proof (as if it were required) that Ivor Biggun is sheer brilliance...

Ivor Biggun & The Red Nosed Burglars - The Charabanc Trip

Northerners of a A Certain Age will moisten at that I suspect ;)
 
When I used to do the career adviser computer thing at school, it'd come up with 'croupier' each time. If only it had known....

P.S. - looking good, Swampy :)
 
@ Swampy - Yusss i caught it! Gotta love the festie attire haha. Sunglasses and a hat work exceptionally to cover up any grimness. Worst thing is when your wellies are caked in wet mud and youve got jiggle out of them before getting into your tent. Fackin' hate having a dirty tent! When your feeling rough there is nothing worse than retreating into a tent covered in shit. Well, for a lil bitch like me anyway.

Yargh, its making me want to get to a festival now! Love walking around at night talking to all the spangled people; hate holding in a shit for 4 days. Always feel a deep sadness in my heart for the poor people who are forced to camp near the toilets; fuckin' awful stench.

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+1 (and im sure +2 with Rass lurking about like a predator of the night)
 
Tehehe, thanks! And yes, taken down in record time. Need to keep folks on their toes. ;)

And it makes me want to go to a festival too.. thankfully am at a rather fluffy spangly one this weekend. Likely to be a nice combination of MDMA, hugging workshops, power ballad yoga and nipple-tassle-making. And a bit of dnb boogieing too.
 
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Worst thing is when your wellies are caked in wet mud and youve got jiggle out of them before getting into your tent. Fackin' hate having a dirty tent! When your feeling rough there is nothing worse than retreating into a tent covered in shit. Well, for a lil bitch like me anyway.
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Protip: take a bin liner with you then when you want to take your wellies off put your feet in the bag then grip them from outside and take them off.
 
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Tehehe, thanks! And yes, taken down in record time. Need to keep folks on their toes. ;)

And it makes me want to go to a festival too.. thankfully am at a rather fluffy spangly one this weekend. Likely to be a nice combination of MDMA, hugging workshops, power ballad yoga and nipple-tassle-making. And a bit of dnb boogieing too.
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Thats no problem; the majority of us have it neatly tucked away in a folder containing detailed write-ups of every bluelight member ;)

And holy shit, thats sounds like quite the festie 8o! Hugging workshops and power ballad yoga, aye? Theyre both new to me. Could i be so brash as to ask you what these entail? Im trying to think, but all i can imagine is a bunch of Phil Mitchell looking blokes downing larger and singing three lions on a shirt. Am i close?

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Protip: take a bin liner with you then when you want to take your wellies off put your feet in the bag then grip them from outside and take them off.
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Theoretically that sounds like a great idea, but practically i dont think it would work so great. Would probably awake during the night/morning needing to expel my stomach. Look at the bin bag and then the cubicle 10 meters away, once again down at the bin bag and once again at the toilet. Bish bash bosh; the bin bag is full of shyte and piss.


In all seriousness, cheers - will most definitely be using that in the future!
 
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ponch said:
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Well, left click.... view entire album... save save save...


I'm sure that's what he wants us to do, else he wouldn't link to the entire album


swampdragon said:
Tehehe, thanks! And yes, taken down in record time. Need to keep folks on their toes. ;)

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Spliff Politics said:
@ Swampy - Yusss i caught it! Gotta love the festie attire haha. Sunglasses and a hat work exceptionally to cover up any grimness. Worst thing is when your wellies are caked in wet mud and youve got jiggle out of them before getting into your tent. Fackin' hate having a dirty tent! When your feeling rough there is nothing worse than retreating into a tent covered in shit. Well, for a lil bitch like me anyway.

Yargh, its making me want to get to a festival now! Love walking around at night talking to all the spangled people; hate holding in a shit for 4 days. Always feel a deep sadness in my heart for the poor people who are forced to camp near the toilets; fuckin' awful stench.



+1 (and im sure +2 with Rass lurking about like a predator of the night)
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Yep I got it. Right clicked and saved, alongside one other. Swampy pics now going out through PM at 0.012589 bitcoin each
 
Have never seen the appeal in nipple tassles. Whats it all about? So they can try and whip you by swinging their tits? Doesnt seem the most effective way of going about it.
 
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